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| I wanted to ask my wife her honest view on sexist jokes. But she was too busy doing the cooking. |    |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged sexist , woman , cooking , kitchen - Current Score: 132 - Added: 8 months ago
| Parkinson's isnt all bad, wanking now seems effortless... | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Illness and mortality > Parkinsons - Tagged parkinsons , shaky disease - Current Score: 33 - Added: 4 months, 14 days ago
| Why should Americans wear condoms when having sex? I think it's pretty fucking obvious. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged no more americans , incest , inbred - Current Score: 31 - Added: 5 months, 21 days ago
| Do you feel unloved? Do you have no friends? Do you smell? Look in the mirror and ask yourself... Am I ginger? | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged chris evans , ginger - Current Score: 28 - Added: 7 months, 7 days ago
| I Would like to congratulate lewis hamilton on his fantastic victory; and to share this priceless moment when the brazillians realise they havent actually won. 20-26 seconds http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSTSC7Eubvk | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Celebrity and news events > Lewis Hamilton, F1 - Tagged lewis hamilton , pricless moments - Current Score: 20 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| I watched the Paralympic wheelchair 5000 metres final a few days ago and there was a big crash... Tragically, this has left four riders paralysed for life. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Celebrity and news events > Paralympics - Tagged paralympics , paralysed - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months, 23 days ago
| Sickipedia is sometimes like a nigger. It doesn't FUCKING WORK! | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Mexicans - Tagged nigger , sickipedia , work - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do you call a ginger whose phone rings on a Saturday night? Shocked. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Religion and racism > Ginger - Tagged ginger - Current Score: 15 - Added: 7 months, 5 days ago
| "The RNID (royal national instute for deaf people) have recently claimed the biggest problem within the charity is the communication." Yeh, no shit. | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Illness and mortality > Deaf And Dumb - Tagged stupid quotes - Current Score: 12 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, Is something wrong? To which she replied, There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying "Youve got mail!" | |
Joke by 5ftlegend, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 6 - Added: 7 months, 11 days ago
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