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| Contribution Points: | 17 | Total Joke Score: | 4,233 |
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Total Time Active: | 1 hours, 36 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 39 | Live Jokes: | 28 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 11 | Duplicate Jokes: | 2 |
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The best of 619no1's 28 jokes (View All)
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What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise. |
 
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Joke by 619no1 in Sex and shit - Wanking - Added: 2 years, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 1739.8
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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged. |
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Joke by 619no1 in Sex and shit - Blow Job - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 380.8
| Two Irishmen had a nightmare day visting the sperm bank in London. Paddy missed the tube and Murphy came on the bus. |
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Joke by 619no1 in Sex and shit - Sperm - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 320.8
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A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush. The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept. Both of his books have been lost. A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished colouring the second one. |
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Joke by 619no1 in Celebrities - George Bush - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 286.4
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How can you recognise a French war veteran? Sunburned armpits. |
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A man ended up in hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a horse inside him. His condition is described as stable. |
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Joke by 619no1 in Other - ??? General - Added: 2 years, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 195.4
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Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel? It's for the Christmas period. |
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Joke by 619no1 in Sex and shit - Period - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago
- Current Score: 170.2
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Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn licking his balls. So one guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that". The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?" |
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What's grey and comes in pints? An elephant. |
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What's a shitzu? A zoo with no animals. |
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