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A man ended up in a hospital today, covered in wood and hay, with a toy horse lodged in his arse. The doctors have described his condition as stable.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Not Sure - Tagged man , hospital , animals , stable  - Current Score: 95 - Added: 10 months ago

Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog on the lawn licking his balls.
So one guy says to the other, "Man, I sure wish I could do that".
The other guy says, "Don't you think you ought to pet him first?" 		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged animals , dog  - Current Score: 89 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

What's grey and comes in pints?

An elephant.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged animals , elephant  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?

It's for the Christmas period.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Periods - Tagged periods , women , tampax , christmas  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 11 months ago

What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?

Gagged.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Sex and shit > Blow Job - Tagged 100  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 11 months ago

The first day at the London sperm bank was pretty unsuccessful. Only two men made appointments - One came on the bus and the other missed the tube.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm , bank , cum , london  - Current Score: 34 - Added: 11 months ago

I went to the zoo yesterday and there was only one dog there.

It was a shih tzu.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged shih tzu , dog , zoo , animals  - Current Score: 31 - Added: 11 months ago

Crawford, Texas (Associated Press Release) -

A tragic fire this morning destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.
The fire began in the presidential bathroom where both of the books were kept.
Both of his books have been lost.
A presidential spokesman said the president was devastated, as he had almost finished colouring the second one.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Celebrity and news events > George Bush - Tagged george , bush , stupid , president  - Current Score: 30 - Added: 11 months ago

What is the difference between a midget and a freak?

Political correctness		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Illness and mortality > Midget - Tagged midget , freak , dwarf  - Current Score: 29 - Added: 11 months ago

How can you recognise a French war veteran?

Sunburned armpits.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by 619no1, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged 55  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago

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