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So, it turns out that Sickipedia is hosted on an American server.
Which means that we Sickipedians here in Britain can't be prosecuted (under the Public Order Act) for posting racist material, as we are technically sending our submissions to America, where they enjoy the protection of the First Amendment (freedom of speech), and are then bounced back to our country by third parties. I'd just like to be the first among us to celebrate this legal loophole, by stating that [...] |
 
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 4606.4
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Just a quick post, to wish all you fellow Sickipedians a merry politically-correct non-denominational 'Winterfest'-type holiday, and a happy new Gregorian calendar reset. P.S. Pakis out. |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 1077.6
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Why did the black boy fall off his bike? He didn't. He fell off your bike. |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 663.8
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Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009 The Guardian; 'Singer Michael Jackson, 50, Dies Following Cardiac Arrest' The Independent; 'Motown Legend Jackson Succumbs To Myocardial Infarction, Aged 50' The Daily Star; 'WACKO JACKO HEART ATTACKO!' |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 555.4
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Three Americans walk into a bar... Okay, scratch that. Two Americans walk into a bar. The third is too obese to even get through the doorway. He successfully sues the architect and the bartender for 20 million dollars for hurt feelings, then spends his winnings in McDonald's. He later sues McDonald's for selling an obese man cheeseburgers. |
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| I'm so ugly I have to rape my hand. |
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Joke by 8 ace in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 533
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So, Gary Glitter likes to have sex with underage girls, doesn't like having his picture in the papers, and is always insisting that everyone join his gang. Is it just me, or does anyone else think he's the reincarnation of the Prophet Mohammed? |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago
- Current Score: 483.2
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So, Jordan has been contacted by police after claiming in a magazine column to have been raped years ago by an unnamed celebrity.
The investigating officers will request that she make a formal complaint; under caution that, should she have made the whole thing up as a publicity stunt, she may be liable to face prosecution for wasting police time. It's all kinda backfired on you now, hasn't it? I reckon you should just go with the safe bet, and claim that it was Patrick [...] |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 480.2
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My smartass 14-year-old son challenged me to a game of Tekken the other day, in front of his mates. I finished him off with a killer combo in under 30 seconds, before proudly exclaiming, "Who's your Daddy?" He replied, "Mum says it was probably the milkman." The little bastard. |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 473.8
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Apparently, the HIV virus is fragile outside the body, and can be killed by household detergents such as Fairy Liquid. Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place. |
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Joke by 8 ace which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 431.4
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