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End Political Correctness...

...Kill a Muslim!		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslims  - Current Score: 711 - Added: 5 months, 30 days ago

Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having underage sex...

...So who is shagging all the fat kids?
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Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav  - Current Score: 661 - Added: 5 months ago

I see a lot of women are using this site...

The dinner won't cook itself you know.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes  - Current Score: 380 - Added: 3 months ago

You really do have to hand it to the French...

After all, they won't fight for it.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > French - Tagged 55  - Current Score: 250 - Added: 2 months ago

I was raised a Catholic, and the most annoying thing about going to church was all the standing up, sitting down, and kneeling.

I wish the priest could've just picked a position and fucked me!
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Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priest , sex , fuck , catholic , jimmy carr , religion  - Current Score: 248 - Added: 8 months ago

Stephen Hawkings and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar...

Oh Wait.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged christopher reeve , superman , spastic , paraplegic , stephen hawkings  - Current Score: 221 - Added: 1 month ago

A quarter of over 50s are failing to save.

It's CTRL & S. You old fucks.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged save , 50 , ctrl , it , oap , computer  - Current Score: 214 - Added: 2 months ago

91% of people over 60 believe that we show less respect to others than we did in the past.

Silly old fuckers.		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged old people , respect , oap , past , pensioners  - Current Score: 206 - Added: 3 months ago

Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government  - Current Score: 202 - Added: 2 months ago

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate?		I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged fat , fatty , obese  - Current Score: 187 - Added: 3 weeks ago

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