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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 0 Total Joke Score: 13,673
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 3 hours, 37 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 280 Live Jokes: 93
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 187 Duplicate Jokes: 55


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I see a lot of women are using this site...

The dinner won't cook itself you know. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 1171.4

Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex...

...So who is shagging all the fat kids? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 2 years, 1 month ago - Current Score: 1162.8

End Political Correctness...

...Kill a Muslim! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 841.6

I find all these obese jokes horrible.

Don't you think they have enough on their plate? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 618.8

I was surprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought: "How can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a nephew. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Religion - Islam - Added: 1 year, 7 months ago - Current Score: 604.6

I was raised a Catholic, and the most annoying thing about going to church was all the standing up, sitting down, and kneeling.

I wish the priest could've just picked a position and fucked me!
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Joke by AS in Religion - Priest - Added: 2 years, 4 months ago - Current Score: 464.2

You really do have to hand it to the French...

After all, they won't fight for it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Racism - French - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 450.2

Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar...

Oh Wait. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Celebrities - Christopher Reeve - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 360.2

Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words.
The Lord's prayer: 66 words.
Archimedes' Principle: 67 words.
The 10 Commandments: 179 words.
The Gettysburg address: 286 words.
The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words.
U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Racism - American - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 311.2

I went to the Black Market early today...

But unfortunately, they were sold out. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by AS in Racism - Slavery - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago - Current Score: 308

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