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| Why couldn't the American woman play violin? She didn't know which chin to stick it under. |    |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat americans , lard , blubber - Current Score: 224 - Added: 2 months ago
| My latest girlfriend is one of those Goths, she looks well impressive with all those piercings and makeup... When we went out last night no one even noticed the two black eyes I've given her. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Jokes with no home > Emo - Tagged emo , goths , women , domestic abuse , fashion - Current Score: 155 - Added: 3 days ago
| Apparently they are flying in food aid for victims of the earthquake in South-Western China... Battersea dogs home is completely out of stock, in response to the emergency. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Celebrity and news events > Chinese Earthquake - Tagged chinese earthquake , dog eaters - Current Score: 104 - Added: 8 months ago
| There is a saying that, "The Pen Is Mightier Than The Sword". But try telling that to a London school kid. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Celebrity and news events > Knife Crime - Tagged london stabbings , knife crime - Current Score: 82 - Added: 7 months ago
| Austrian nonce Josef Fritzl is writing a new book. People are doubting though whether it will be a best cellar. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef fritzl - Current Score: 75 - Added: 9 months ago
| An Irish farmer moved to Wales and set up a farm in the town with the longest name in the world, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Sadly, his sheep did not survive the branding. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , welsh , sheep - Current Score: 37 - Added: 6 months ago
| Following her ordeal Magdeline Makola will be looking for bargains in the new year sales. She's never going to a car boot again though. | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Celebrity and news events > Car - Tagged magdeline makola , car boot , locked , news , missing , credit crunch , sales - Current Score: 24 - Added: 1 week ago
| Went into a restaurant and saw this American woman staring at me over a pile of pancakes. However when she stood up, I soon realised it was her chins! | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged americans , fat yanks , flabby - Current Score: 24 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two Aussies are travelling across the desert when they come across a watering hole and see a guy being eaten by a crocodile, already half-devoured. "Jesus, mate," one says to the other, "must be one of those trendy dressers from the city - he's even got a LaCoste sleeping bag!" | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > Australians - Tagged aussies , crocodiles , fashion - Current Score: 19 - Added: 6 months ago
| Apparently over half of Europe's amphibians face extinction by 2050. Is someone finally going to nuke France, then? | |
Joke by Anarchist008, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , frogs , europe - Current Score: 18 - Added: 4 months ago
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