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| With Britain becoming worse and worse by the day, I propose that we all seek asylum somewhere. I suggest Pakistan: We could build a huge church in the middle of Islamabad that dominates the skyline, set up chippys and shops on every corner, assault the locals who dare to come into "our" part of town, set up specialist shops selling pork products and non-halal meat, protest to the government that the name "Ramadan" is offensive to our religion, and ask that they make it more inclusive by changing it to "Starve Yourself Fest." |    |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged asylum , ramadan , pakistan - Current Score: 1796 - Added: 3 months ago
| Don't hit children. No, seriously: they have guns now. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Illness and mortality > Child Beating - Tagged children , guns - Current Score: 247 - Added: 3 months ago
| I once got into an argument with a pikey, and I was bricking it after he threatened to get his dad, his brother, and his uncle to all find me and beat me up. Imagine my relief when they all turned out to be one person. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Religion and racism > Pikeys - Tagged pikey , inbred , dad , uncle , brother - Current Score: 224 - Added: 3 months ago
| Apparently the Muslim extremists who carried out the shootings in India consider themselves to be justified in killing Westerners because some are occupying and living in Muslim lands. OK....I do see their logic actually. *Gets strapped up with a couple of assault rifles and jumps on the next train to Bradford* | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged it wouldnt be allowed in reverse would it , bradford , muslim - Current Score: 201 - Added: 2 months ago
| How many women does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one... but the light had better be in the fucking kitchen. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged women , lightbulb , kitchen - Current Score: 142 - Added: 3 months ago
| The bee. Nature's very own suicide bomber. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Jokes with no home > Bee - Tagged bee , suicide bomber - Current Score: 141 - Added: 3 months ago
| A dummies' guide to 21st century PC-speak: "Equal Opportunities Employer": We don't hire white males. "Multiculturalism": Ethnic cleansing of the indigenous population. "Islamic Extremists": Muslims. "Tolerance": Bend over and take it whitey... "Pride": Pride in one's self, one's background and one's culture. This is a good thing unless you're white, in which case your an evil, racist nazi. "Nazi": Anything further right-wing than David Cameron. | |
Joke by Angryinfidel, in Jokes with no home > Political Correctness - Tagged political correctness , racism , ethnic cleansing , nazi , islam , hypocrites - Current Score: 125 - Added: 3 months ago
| What's the difference between a vagina and Tim Westwood? One is a female sex organ, the other is a cunt. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Celebrity and news events > Tim Westwood - Tagged tim westwood , cunt - Current Score: 122 - Added: 3 months ago
| The Danish Mohammed cartoon controversy is said to have a negative impact on Denmark's economy, as Muslims the world over boycott Danish products. Yeah...I'm sure sales of Danish bacon and Carlsberg were REALLY hurt by that... | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Celebrity and news events > Mohammed Cartoons - Tagged mohammed , cartoon , denmark , beer , bacon , muslim - Current Score: 102 - Added: 2 months ago
| All over the world, young children are starving to death. This African mother has barely any food for her eight children. For just £2 a month, you can make the difference. You can help families like these. or.... BEER: Now there's two quid well spent. | |
Joke by AngryInfidel, in Religion and racism > Africa - Tagged african , starving , poverty , oxfam , beer - Current Score: 97 - Added: 2 months ago
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