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| A little old lady takes her dead cats to a taxidermist to be stuffed. "Would you like them mounted?" asked the taxidermist. "Oooo no...." says the lady, "just snuggled up next to each other." |    |
Joke by Antichrist, in Sex and shit > 69 - Tagged taxidermy , cat - Current Score: 37 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A Welshman was looking at some sheep in a field when the farmer comes over. "Seen you lookin', see one you fancy then?" says the farmer. "Well....." says the Welshman, at which the farmer says, "Give me a tenner and you can go help yourself" So the Welshman gives him a tenner, jumps the fence and starts pulling at the sheeps wool furiously, pulling great clumps of it out as the startled animal bleats and tries to get away! "What the fuck do you think you're doing?!!" calls the farmer. The Welshman replies, "well if I'm paying a tenner I at least want to get her naked first!" | |
Joke by Antichrist, in Sex and shit > Bestiality - Tagged welsh , sheep , bestiality - Current Score: 18 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Seven dwarfs in a bath all feeling happy.... then Happy got out so they all felt grumpy. | |
Joke by Antichrist, in Celebrity and news events > Disney - Tagged dwarf , snow white , bath - Current Score: 16 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Is it true that Napoleon Bonapart's wife waved him off to war saying, "get blown apart Bonapart"? Anyway this joke isn't about him, it's about Nelson. See, Nelson's on his ship in the channel. One day, he goes up on deck and takes his telescope out to scan the horizon. There he sees a Spanish ship! "Hardy!" the great man calls to his trusty second in command, "go and get my red jacket. I don't want the blood to show." Hardy gets his red jacket and, sure enough, they sink the Spaniard. The next morning, Nelson comes up on deck, scans the horizon and spots two Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket please, I do not want the blood to show." And they sink both ships. The third day, he comes up to find ten Spanish ships! "Hardy!" he calls, "my red jacket once more, for I do not want the blood to show." Needless to say, they sink all ten Spaniards! The next day, he goes up on deck, looks to the horizon and sees the entire Spanish Armada! He quietly lowers his telescope, and seems to contemplate what he has seen. Hardy is ready to go down for his red jacket and is patiently awaiting the command when Admiral Nelson says, "Hardy, get my brown trousers." | |
Joke by Antichrist, in Celebrity and news events > Nelson - Tagged naval , trousers - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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