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| Apparently 60% of kids are overweight, and 72% of kids are having under-age sex... ...So who is shagging all the fat kids? |    |
Joke by AS, in Jokes with no home > Fat People - Tagged charver , fat , obese , sex , underage , ugly , chav , alan carr - Current Score: 790 - Added: 11 months ago
| End Political Correctness... ...Kill a Muslim! | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged muslim , pc , politically correct , bomb , kaboom , bang , terrorists , muslim - Current Score: 739 - Added: 1 year ago
| I see a lot of women are using this site... The dinner won't cook itself you know. | |
Joke by AS, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged woman , cooking , sexist , sickipedia , kitchen , dishes - Current Score: 559 - Added: 9 months ago
| I was surprised how British Muslims reacted to the Danish cartoons. I thought: "How can you get this worked up about a cartoon?" But then I remembered how angry I was when they gave Scooby Doo a nephew. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Islam - Tagged muslim , scooby doo , scrappy doo , ta dadada ta daaa puppy power , lemme at em ill splat em - Current Score: 444 - Added: 5 months ago
| I was raised a Catholic, and the most annoying thing about going to church was all the standing up, sitting down, and kneeling. I wish the priest could've just picked a position and fucked me! | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged priest , sex , fuck , catholic , jimmy carr , religion - Current Score: 323 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| You really do have to hand it to the French... After all, they won't fight for it. | |
Joke by AS, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french , fight , war - Current Score: 319 - Added: 8 months ago
| I find all these obese jokes horrible. Don't you think they have enough on their plate? | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged jokes , fat , fatty , obese , food , plate - Current Score: 306 - Added: 7 months ago
| Stephen Hawking and Christopher Reeve walk into a bar... Oh Wait. | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > Christopher Reeve - Tagged christopher reeve , superman , spastic , paraplegic , stephen hawking - Current Score: 278 - Added: 7 months ago
| A quarter of over 50's are failing to save. It's CTRL & S. You old fucks. | |
Joke by AS, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged save , 50 , ctrl , it , oap , computer - Current Score: 258 - Added: 8 months ago
| Pythagoras' theorem: 24 words. The Lord's prayer: 66 words. Archimedes' Principle: 67 words. The 10 Commandments: 179 words. The Gettysburg address: 286 words. The Declaration of Independence: 1,300 words. U.S. Government regulations on cabbage sales: 26,911 words | |
Joke by AS, in Celebrity and news events > USA - Tagged usa , dumb , words , bandwagon , ameriva , government - Current Score: 238 - Added: 8 months ago
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