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I was talking to a bloke with schizophrenia the other day.
He said
"The thing is I have 2 personalities and they absolutely hate each other"
I just told him not to beat himself up about it....
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Joke by BadJokes, in Jokes with no home > Schizophrenic - Tagged schizophrenia , split personality , abuse , beat , mental illness  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 2 months ago

My girlfriend gave birth to our beautiful healthy baby boy today.
He has my nose, eyes, ears and mouth.
I've never been so happy.
But ofcourse being a fan of Sickipedia I immediately screamed
"DUPLICATE!"
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Joke by BadJokes, in Jokes with no home > Crap Jokes - Tagged very bad joke  - Current Score: 9 - Added: 2 months ago

Custurd spent 6.37ms doing 8 queries and -0.03s processing. She's 13.61% angry.
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