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| The plane in Spain falls mainly on the runway. |    |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Spanish Plane Crash - Tagged plane , spain , crash , 186 died on take off - Current Score: 469 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
| I see the Black girl in the Big Brother house has admitted she is a thief. Next they will be telling us the Blind guy cannot see. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Big Brother - Tagged blind , big brother , black , bb9 - Current Score: 469 - Added: 3 months, 14 days ago
| A young couple had just had great sex. When they were finished, she looked in the box of condoms, but there were only six left out of twelve, so she asked him, "What happened to the other five condoms?" His nervous reply was, "Er, I masturbated with them." Later, she then approached one of her Male friends, told him the story, and then asked him, "Have you ever done that?" "Yeah, once or twice," he said. "You mean you've actually wanked with a condom before?" she asked. "Oh," he said, "I thought you were asking if I'd ever lied to my girlfriend." | |
Joke by baldlice, in Sex and shit > Girlfriend - Tagged wank , masturbate , lie , girlfriend , condom - Current Score: 247 - Added: 3 months ago
| I sometimes like to post jokes here with double meanings, but at certain times of the day, they just seem to get voted down. However, since I started explaining them in the Tags, I get better scores. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Double Meaning - Tagged explanation for american readers , this is a joke - Current Score: 227 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| I've got a tip for you: if you install the French versions of your favourite programmes, they run a lot faster. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Religion and racism > French - Tagged french - Current Score: 227 - Added: 4 months, 8 days ago
| Vanessa Feltz has revealed she is hoping to get swept off her feet by her Fiance next week. Unless her Fiance is Hurricane Gustav, I can't see it happening personally. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Vanessa Feltz - Tagged feltz , vanessa feltz , fat bitch , fiance , hurricane gustav - Current Score: 209 - Added: 1 month ago
| Stockings and suspenders. Crotchless panties. Micro miniskirt. See through blouse. Carlsberg don't make School Uniforms......... | |
Joke by baldlice, in Jokes with no home > Carlsberg - Tagged carlsberg , schoolgirl , uniform - Current Score: 201 - Added: 2 months ago
| I saw a sign in McDonald's today, it said 'we do not accept £50 notes'. Fuck me, if I had a £50 note, I wouldn't be eating in McDonald's. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Illness and mortality > McDonalds - Tagged mcdonalds , fast food - Current Score: 199 - Added: 4 days ago
| September 11th 2001 was a very sad day for me. My dog died, I was fired from work and my Wife left me. On a brighter note, there was some good stuff on the telly that day. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > 9/11 - Tagged 11th september , dog , wife , fired - Current Score: 194 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| That Jade Goody will do anything to get back on the cover of Heat Magazine. However, I'm waiting for the issue "How I beat Jade Goody" by Cervical Cancer. | |
Joke by baldlice, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged goody , cancer - Current Score: 194 - Added: 1 month, 18 days ago
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