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| Cluedo is a lot harder when there isn't a black guy to blame it on. |    |
Joke by Bean, in Religion and racism > Nigger - Tagged cluedo , black , nigger , racist , gun , crime - Current Score: 258 - Added: 2 months ago
| Unfortunately, Arnold Schwarzenegger could never be president of America because he is not American. Well... We all know what happened last time an Austrian took over a foreign country... | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Arnold Schwarzenegger - Tagged arnold schwarzenegger , austrian , nazi , hitler , american - Current Score: 161 - Added: 2 months ago
| Has anyone thought of looking for Maddie in terminal five? | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Maddie - Tagged madeleine mccann , madeline mccann , terminal 5 - Current Score: 155 - Added: 2 months ago
| The average obese child is expected to die at the age of 54. Well, that's the pension crisis sorted then. | |
Joke by Bean, in Illness and mortality > Obesity - Tagged pensioners , fat kids , obese , die - Current Score: 147 - Added: 2 months ago
| Has anyone ever wondered how blind people know where to look for braille? | |
Joke by Bean, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged braille - Current Score: 36 - Added: 3 months ago
| "Canadian rocker PIERRE BOUVIER was taken to hospital at the weekend when he was hit by a glass bottle thrown at him by a fan." To be honest, If I was bottled on stage, I wouldn't call them a fan. | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Simple Plan - Tagged simple plan , bottled , article , fan , desperate - Current Score: 21 - Added: 2 months ago
| If Jesus was so smart, why didn't he think to turn water into Petrol? | |
Joke by Bean, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged jesus , petrol - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
| Do you reckon the Ethiopian gold medalists actually hope their medals were made of chocolate? | |
Joke by Bean, in Religion and racism > Ethiopian - Tagged ethiopian , olympics , fatty - Current Score: 20 - Added: 3 months ago
| Paula Radcliffe: The only person ever to make the marathon look as hard as it is... | |
Joke by Bean, in Celebrity and news events > Olympics - Tagged paula radcliffe , marathon , skinny - Current Score: 19 - Added: 2 months ago
| What do you call a burberry snowball? A Chavalanche. | |
Joke by Bean, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , burberry , funny , snow , dirty mosher - Current Score: 18 - Added: 3 months ago
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