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| I can't understand all this fuss about 'evil' Josef Fritzl. As I remember the last time an Austrian hid his young lover and seven children from the authorities the story was turned into the most successful and beloved film musical ever. People are so fickle. |    |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged josef , fritzl , musical , film , incest , viz - Current Score: 139 - Added: 2 months ago
| Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here," says Paddy, "It's Michael O'Grady's grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87." "That's nothing," says Sean. "Here's one named Patrick O'Toole, it says here that he was 95 when he died." Then Seamus yells out, "Good God, here's a fella that got to be 145!" "What was his name?" asks Paddy. Seamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, "Miles, from Dublin." | |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged irish , old , grave , 145 , miles , dublin - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| My mate recently went to the Bahamas and stayed in a Holiday Inn. Imagine how pissed off he was when I told him there's one just up the road. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Jokes with no home > Holiday - Tagged holiday , bahamas , holiday inn , pissed - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 month, 26 days ago
| They say if a paki is born in Britain it makes him British. Like fuck does it! If a dog is born in a stable it doesn't make it a fucking horse does it | |
Joke by Beavis, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , british , britain , dog , stable , horse , born - Current Score: 20 - Added: 5 months ago
| In Austria, no-one can hear you scream. | |
Joke by Beavis, in Celebrity and news events > Girl In Cellar - Tagged fritzl , cellar , josef , elisabeth , austria , scream - Current Score: 17 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A man walks into a brothel and selects the first lady he sees. Before they get down to business the man says to the woman "I have to inform you that I have an 18 inch penis". The woman is taken by surprise and says "There's no way you're sticking that in me!" The man pleads with the woman "It's been so long since I had sex because of what you've just said." The woman is sympathetic and says "You'd kill me with that but I do feel sorry for you. I'll tell you what, I'll suck it for £20" The man replies, "£20! Fuck off I can suck it myself." | |
Joke by Beavis, in Sex and shit > Brothel - Tagged brothel , 18 inch , penis , suck - Current Score: 8 - Added: 2 months, 20 days ago
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