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| The cat fell in the well and the rooster laughed. This goes to show you... ...a wet pussy makes a cock happy. |    |
Joke by BenGreen, in Sex and shit > Pussy - Tagged wet , pussy , cock , cat , rooster - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year ago
| A lady goes into the clubhouse at the golf course, "Ive just been stung by a bee!" she screams "Where were you stung?" "Between the first and second holes!" "Well then ..... your stance is too wide!" | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golf holes stung - Current Score: 50 - Added: 1 year ago
| I saw two white men beating up a black man in the street the other day. Luckily I got there when I did, The nigger was getting away... | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged nigger , black , man , men , street - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| A little old man in a nursing home walks up to an little old lady and says, "hey, guess how old I am!" She unzips his fly, reaches her hand in, and fondles him for a couple of minutes, then announces, "you're 72!" "That's amazing! How do you know?" She says, "you told me yesterday!" | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Sex and shit > Balls - Tagged old man , nursing , lady , age - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago
| Why are E.T's eyes so big? 'Coz he saw the phone bill. | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Jokes with no home > ET - Tagged et et , phone bill , eyes , big - Current Score: 3 - Added: 1 month, 8 days ago
| Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green. Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Jesus just walks on the water and chips the ball onto the green. The old man steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and heads for the water trap. But, just before it falls into the water, a fish jumps up and grabs the ball in its mouth. As the fish is falling back down into the water, an eagle swoops down and grabs the fish in its claws. The eagle flies over the green where a lightning bolt shoots from the sky and barely misses it. Startled, the eagle drops the fish. When the fish hits the ground, the ball pops out of its mouth and rolls into the hole for a hole-in-one. Jesus then turns to the old man and says, "Dad, if you don't stop fooling around, we won't bring you next time." | |
Joke by BenGreen, in Jokes with no home > Golf - Tagged golf jesus moses old man - Current Score: 3 - Added: 6 months, 21 days ago
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