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| Paddy is going really well on Who Wants to be a Millionaire. He's got to £125,000 with all his lifelines. Chris: OK Paddy, for £250,000 which of the following was one of the Great Train Robbers was it: Ronnie Biggs Ronnie O'Sullivan Ronnie Corbett Ronnie Wood Take your time Paddy: I'll take the money Chris Chris: Are you sure, you've still got 3 lifelines Paddy: I'm sure Chris,I'll take the money Chris: OK audience give him a big round of applause, but before you go Paddy I'm sure you'd like to know the answer. Paddy: I know the answer Chris. Chris: You know the answer? You've just turned down a quarter of a million quid, are you mad? are you mental? Paddy: I may be mental Chris but I'm no feckin grass. |    |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 185 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt really guilty. No matter how much he tried, the sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal reassuring voice say, "don't worry Dave, you aren't the first doctor to sleep with a patient and you won't be the last, plus you're single, just let it go." But, invariably, the other voice would bring him back to reality by whispering, "Dave, you're a fucking vet." | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Illness and mortality > Doctor - Tagged doctor , patient , sex , voice , dave - Current Score: 137 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paddy gets himself a job as a tarmac layer but on his first day he runs over a family of blacks. Paddy thought to himself "Oh fuck , i'll be getting the sack for this in the morning. However, the following morning he receives a payslip and a bonus for £1000. Surprised he confronts his foreman, who says, "You're the only bloke I know who can lay tarmac and cats eyes at the same fucking time". | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged kkk , coons , spooks , monkeys , black - Current Score: 52 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Fuck me!! I've just seen 2 blind and deaf lesbians walking down the street with their hands down one anothers knickers. Do you think they were lip reading? | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Sex and shit > Lesbian - Tagged dykes , lips , minge , pussy , lesbian - Current Score: 32 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A little altarboy is walking out the chapel door after mass. The priest calls after him, "see you later, alligator!" The altarboy shouts back, "in a while, Paedophile!" | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Priest - Tagged kiddy fiddler , paedo , catholic , poof , fenian , cunt , chapel , mass , nonce - Current Score: 31 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| what do you call 100 niggers in the back of a van? A good days hunting | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged coon , wog , nigger , darkie , spook - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Paddy and Mick strolling along the road Paddy stops, stoops down and picks up a big freshly laid dogs shit and says "Fuck me Mick, look what I could have stood in." | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged 2008 - Current Score: 8 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| 3 Celtic fans walk into a bar. A priest, a poof and a paedophile..... And that was just the first one! | |
Joke by BigJockKnew, in Religion and racism > Catholicism - Tagged priest , poof , paedophile , tim , fenian , scum - Current Score: 6 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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