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| Why do women love sex? They love anything that involves moaning. |    |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged sex , women , men - Current Score: 59 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Tourists to Portugal have been warned it can be very expensive eating out. In some places a meal can cost as much as a small child. | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , sick - Current Score: 39 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
| A bloke is wondering what would be a good anniversary preseant for his wife and thought maybe a true sign of their love would be to get her name tattoed on his cock. So he went to the tattoo parlor and asked for his wife's name to be done: 'Wendy'. The tattoo artist told him that he needed to have an erection while he put it on. After an hour of excruciating pain, the tattoo was done. On his way home from the tattoo parlor he needed a piss. He went to the loo and looked down to admire his tattoo and he noticed that, when he was not erect, the only letters that were visible were the W and the Y. Suddenly, a big black bloke steps into the urinal beside him and pulls out his knob. He accidentally looked down at the guy and could not help but notice that he also had the letters W and Y tattooed. "Hey, I guess you have a girlfriend or wife named Wendy too." The guys looked confused and said, "what makes you think that?" "Well I noticed the W and the Y tattoo - is your girlfriend named Wendy?" The black guys laughed and responded, "no, man, that tattoo says, 'Welcome to Jamaica! Have a nice day'." | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , cock , jamaican , jamaica - Current Score: 35 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| How can you tell if a blackman is well hung? You can't squeeze two fingers between the noose and his neck. | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks , hanging - Current Score: 20 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink. | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Jokes with no home > Ugly - Tagged women - Current Score: 11 - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
| Why do blackmen have small steering wheels in their cars? So they can drive with handcuffs on. | |
Joke by BlackmansPinch, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
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