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Contribution Points: 77 Total Joke Score: 27,547
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 84 hours, 46 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 921 Live Jokes: 365
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 556 Duplicate Jokes: 29


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Prince Harry. He's just like me and you really. He uses words like "paki" and "raghead".
Wonder if he's got any good Diana jokes! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Celebrities - Prince Harry - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 1795

A woman walked into a library and asked for a book on euphemisms.
So the librarian took her up the rear aisle and let her have it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Sex and shit - Euphemisms - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 754

I don't like all these racist jokes on here. I, myself, am from an ethnic minority.
A white Englishman living in Bradford! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Racism - Pakistani - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 741.4

The phone rings in the Australian Cricket Team's changing room.
"G'day. Could I speak to Ricky Ponting, please?"
"Aww, look, sorry mate, he's just gone out to bat."
"Oh, that's alright, mate. I'll hang on." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 540

My granddad's always been colour blind, but now the old duffer's eyesight's really bad as well.

He's just tried posting a letter into some Muslim woman's face. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Other - Family - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 501.2

In response to ze jibes that ve Germans haf no humour.
Ze fuhrer vas in a restaurant, ze waiter asks do you want wein or juice?
Ze fuhrer answers; "Wein. Ze juice have been exterminated!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Racism - German - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago - Current Score: 476

Eating a banana isn't considered as racism.
Eating a banana whilst stood next to a black man isn't considered racism.
So why the fuck is standing next to a black man and miming eating a banana racist?
Political correctness gone mad again! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 474.8

So Ethiopia finished ahead of Great Britain in the World Athletics medal table.

Satisfied now, Geldof?

Twat! 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 447.6

Do you remember where you were when you heard the tragic news that Princess Diana had died?

I do. Best day of my life.

I'm a florist. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo in Celebrities - Princess Diana - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 402.6


So there I was: outside Buckingham Palace, giving the old Nazi salute and shouting, "There ain't no black in the Union Jack, so send the buggers back," when I was frog marched inside by two Coldstream Guards and they were saying like, "For fuck's sakes, Harry, you're the Queen's grandson. You don't need an invite to the Garden Party!" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Boogaloo which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 400.6

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