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Two jews are walking down the road when they spot a stunning looking woman, perfect body, perfect face, perfect everything. One of the jews says "Phwoar! I'd lend her one!"I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Borat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews  - Current Score: 122 - Added: 8 months ago

A jew spots a homeless guy and gives him five pounds.

Then the jew walks into a pub and announces "The drinks are on me!"

Then the jew wakes up screaming.
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Joke by Borat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jew , jewish  - Current Score: 73 - Added: 8 months ago

Why do Jews all look and dress alike?

So you can't tell which one owes you money!
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Joke by Borat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , jewish  - Current Score: 43 - Added: 8 months ago

An arab is walking through customs and the customs woman wants to ask him some questions.

"Sex?" asks the customs woman

"Yes, please!" says the arab

"No, I mean male or female?" says the customs woman

The arab says, "Both...and sometimes camel too!"
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Joke by Borat, in Religion and racism > indian - Tagged arab , muslim , islam , camel , beastiality  - Current Score: 39 - Added: 8 months ago

A jew is up a ladder cleaning a window when a pound coin falls out of his pocket.


He climbs down to get the pound and it hits him on the head.
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Joke by Borat, in Sex and shit > Adultery - Tagged jews , money  - Current Score: 19 - Added: 8 months ago

Why do blacks have white palms?

To help the police put handcuffs on in the dark.
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Joke by Borat, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged blacks  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 8 months ago

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