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Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > sexual harassment - Tagged advice , sexual harassment , drawer , arse , viz  - Current Score: 626 - Added: 1 month ago

The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album...

It's mostly drum and bass.
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > The Beatles - Tagged beatles , drum , bass  - Current Score: 225 - Added: 1 month ago

Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky.

Somehow I think that the last five minutes aren't so hot either.
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > life - Tagged life , death , research  - Current Score: 168 - Added: 1 month ago

Apparently, the Queen has reconciled her differences with Camilla Parker Bowles.

She has even offered Camilla an all expenses paid trip to Paris with a car and chauffeur.
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Camilla - Tagged queen , camilla , paris  - Current Score: 166 - Added: 1 month ago

I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?"

"Oh, I'll just have one, please."

She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite."

"All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you stupid bitch."
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Boss - Tagged dinner , boss , wife , potatoes , polite  - Current Score: 157 - Added: 2 months ago

New website for people with dyslexia.

www.dailysex.com
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Dyslexia - Tagged dyslexia , anagram , dailysex  - Current Score: 144 - Added: 1 month ago

What do you call a dog with one leg?

Heather.
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills , dog , leg , one legged bint  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 5 months ago

My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?"

I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire"
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Sex and shit > Mother In Law - Tagged fire , fireplace , kids , motherinlaw  - Current Score: 136 - Added: 1 month ago

It's strange isn't it ?
You stand in the middle of the library and go "Aaaaaaaaargh!!" and everyone stares at you.
But do it on a plane and everyone joins in.
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged library , plane  - Current Score: 120 - Added: 3 months ago

They say alcoholism is an illness.

So why can't we call in drunk to work ?
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Joke by BruceWillis, in Illness and mortality > Drinking - Tagged alcohol , alcoholism , drunk  - Current Score: 116 - Added: 2 months ago

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