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| Contribution Points: | 3 | Total Joke Score: | 6,045 |
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Total Time Active: | 5 hours, 59 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 64 | Live Jokes: | 36 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 28 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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| Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. |
 
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Sexual Harassment - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1047.2
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A blonde walks into a chemist and asks for some rectum deodorant.
The pharmacist explains to the woman that they don't sell it. Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this chemist on a regular basis for years and would like some more. "Do you have the container it came in?" asks the pharmacist. "Yes," said the blonde and she hands it to him. He looks at it and says, "this is just a normal stic [...] |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Viagra - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 582
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So Patrick Swayze hasn't got long left to live. That's okay though, he's already had the time of his life. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in In The News - Patrick Swayze - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 504
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It's strange isn't it ? You stand in the middle of the library and go "Aaaaaaaaargh!!" and everyone stares at you. But do it on a plane and everyone joins in. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Other - Accidents - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 398.2
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Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky. Somehow I think that the last five minutes aren't so hot either. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 354.8
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I was having dinner with my boss and his wife, and she asked me, "How many potatoes would you like?" "Oh, I'll just have one, please." She said, "It's OK, you don't have to be polite." "All right," I said, "I'll just have one then, you stupid bitch." |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Other - Work - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 331.2
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The Beatles have reformed and have brought out a new album... It's mostly drum and bass. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Celebrities - The Beatles - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 299.8
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My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?" I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire" |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Mother In Law - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 277
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New website for people with dyslexia. www.dailysex.com |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 205
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I can't find a woman anywhere who will touch me with a shitty stick. Fair enough, it is a bit of an unusual request. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 180
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