| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 3 | Total Joke Score: | 6,045 |
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Total Time Active: | 5 hours, 59 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 64 | Live Jokes: | 36 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 28 | Duplicate Jokes: | 5 |
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| Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer. That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Sexual Harassment - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 1047.2
Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Viagra - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 582
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So Patrick Swayze hasn't got long left to live. That's okay though, he's already had the time of his life. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in In The News - Patrick Swayze - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 504
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It's strange isn't it ? You stand in the middle of the library and go "Aaaaaaaaargh!!" and everyone stares at you. But do it on a plane and everyone joins in. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Other - Accidents - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago
- Current Score: 398.2
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Research shows the first five minutes of life can be the most risky. Somehow I think that the last five minutes aren't so hot either. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 354.8
Joke by BruceWillis in Other - Work - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 331.2
Joke by BruceWillis in Celebrities - The Beatles - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 299.8
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My mother-in-law asked me "If you hate me so much, why is my photo on the fireplace?" I replied "To keep the kids away from the fire" |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Mother In Law - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 277
Joke by BruceWillis in Illness and mortality - Dyslexia - Added: 1 year, 8 months ago
- Current Score: 205
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I can't find a woman anywhere who will touch me with a shitty stick. Fair enough, it is a bit of an unusual request. |
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Joke by BruceWillis in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 180
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