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| Apparently, my grandad has been like a 'fish out of water' since moving into the old peoples home. In other words, he's dead. |    |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged grandad , fish , dead - Current Score: 267 - Added: 6 months ago
| I keep having my profile on match.com rejected. One of the profile questions was 'What do you want in a woman?' and the answer 'my cock' is unacceptable apparently! | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Singles - Tagged rejected , woman , cock - Current Score: 202 - Added: 4 months, 21 days ago
| Austrian authorities have said that Josef Fritzl has been improving as a father as of late. In fact, police have said that he has "Been coming into his own". | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged incest , cellar , austria , fritzl - Current Score: 160 - Added: 5 months, 7 days ago
| What's the plus side of a costly spring family holiday in Portugal? A cheaper Christmas | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeleine mccann , abduction , portugal , holiday , christmas - Current Score: 152 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| I've heard that Mark Speight has finally had some good news! Apparently neither the BBC or ITV would offer him a job but thankfully he's turned up on a local station instead! | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Mark Speight - Tagged mark speight , bbc , dead - Current Score: 139 - Added: 5 months, 24 days ago
| What is required to organise a Beatles reunion? Two bullets | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Paul McCartney - Tagged bang bang , beatles - Current Score: 122 - Added: 5 months, 22 days ago
| What does the French Rugby team and a guy who bought Tesco value range Viagra have in common? They both had potential but only managed a semi. | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Celebrity and news events > Sport - Tagged french , rugby , viagra , tesco - Current Score: 76 - Added: 1 year ago
| What do you get when you take your child on holiday in Portugal? A guaranteed window seat on the plane on the way home | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged child abduction , madeleine mccann , portugal , abduction - Current Score: 61 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A bloke gets lucky and takes a bird from the local pub home with him, even though she has a reputation for being a bit of a slapper. During sex he has some problems because it seems that he dosen't seem to be touching the sides and she is looking very bored. He thinks this very strange as he has never had this problem before. Suddenly she pushes him of her and tuts "Has anybody ever told you that you have a tiny organ?" The bloke replies, "It may not be a large organ, but it's never had to play in a Cathedral before!" | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged big minge , penis , sex , slapper , pub - Current Score: 45 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the biggest muscle in the female body? My cock | |
Joke by BushTurkey, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged cock - Current Score: 43 - Added: 5 months, 14 days ago
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