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Total Time Active: | 5 hours, 26 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 55 | Live Jokes: | 25 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 30 | Duplicate Jokes: | 3 |
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The best of CJJ's 25 jokes (View All)
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What's white on top and black on bottom? Society |
 
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What should you do if you're walking in the snow and come across an unconscious, naked girl who looks like shes been raped? Check your bearings; you're going in circles. |
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My daughter used to go out wearing the shortest skirts and lowest tops known to man and I advised her not to. I said, "You're going to end up getting raped one of these days, and you'll be sorry then!". Of course the inevitable happened and she was so upset - I decided not to rub it in her face though. I just came on her tits instead. |
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What's long and black? Most police records. |
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Have you heard what Jade Goody's kids are getting for easter? Adopted. |
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Joke by CJJ in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 188.8
| Now, I'm not saying spousal abuse is right, I'm just saying that sometimes she deserves it. |
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Joke by CJJ in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 63.4
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I'm fucked! Just ran a marathon to protest against rape. I tried saying no, but they wouldn't have it. |
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I used to know a black girl who suffered from really bad eczema - she was always worrying about all the spots and it really lowered her self-esteem. The worst thing was that no matter what she did it wouldn't go. I remember she asked me one day, "Is my skin really that bad?". I said, "Well to be honest, yeah; but there's nothing you can do about it. You'll always be black." |
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Join the C.N.T today! The only one missing is you! |
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Joke by CJJ in Sex and shit - Cunt - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 37
| Remember men, nothing says, "Shut up!" like a push down the stairs! |
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Joke by CJJ in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 33
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