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| One day a father and his five year old son went to the bank to cash a cheque. There was a few people in front of them waiting for the bank teller. The lady in front of them was a rather large well dressed business lady. The kid could not help but notice her size. "Dad looks at her! She is so huge!" The father replied, "Be quiet! You must be polite and don't hurt her feelings." The kid persisted, "But dad she must weigh as much as a truck!" The father, rather embarrassed, said, "Stop it or I'll take you outside!" Just about then the ladies pager goes off ... "beep... beep... beep..." The kid screams "Dad look out! She's backing up!" |    |
Joke by CPC, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged fat , truck - Current Score: 91 - Added: 7 months ago
| I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and radio. | |
Joke by CPC, in Jokes with no home > One Liners - Tagged bath toys , toaster , radio , rodney dangerfield - Current Score: 82 - Added: 7 months ago
| What do the Spice Girls and Madeleine McCann have in common? They were both fucked up by someone called Geri. | |
Joke by CPC, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged maddie - Current Score: 51 - Added: 7 months ago
| When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. | |
Joke by CPC, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged revenge , wife , lol - Current Score: 50 - Added: 7 months ago
| Apparently stockings and suspenders are not a suitable Halloween costume for my ten-year-old daughter. | |
Joke by CPC, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged halloween , paedo , daughter - Current Score: 3 - Added: 2 weeks ago
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