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| What's the difference between a British and an Iraqi soldier? Don't know? Welcome to the United States Air Force, son! |    |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Iraq - Tagged british , iraqi , soldier , united , states , air , force - Current Score: 483 - Added: 10 months ago
| This morning a suspected Pakistani bomber was shot 68 times in a raid on his Bradford home. When interviewed, Detective Chief Inspector Thomas, who led the investigation was asked "Why 68 bullets on 1 man?" He replied "Yes sorry about that, we ran out of ammo". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged pakistani , bomber , bradford , inspector , ammo , dead - Current Score: 273 - Added: 11 months ago
| Abdul and Paddy are begging outside a railway station. Abdul has a Mercedes, a large house and is loaded, Paddy has fuck all. Abdul's begging hat is overflowing with with numerous notes but Paddy has just a few coppers in his. "How do you do it?" asks Paddy. "Look at your sign," says Abdul. Paddy's sign reads "Out of work, wife and 6 kids to support, please help." Paddy then looks at Abdul's sign, which says "I only need another £20 to get back to Pakistan." | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged abdul , paddy , railway , notes , begging - Current Score: 150 - Added: 1 year ago
| Christmas time. Valium and wine. Children indulging in serious crime. With dad on the weed and mum high on crack. Christmas is magic when your family is black! | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged christmas , valium , crack , magic , black , cliff , cunting , richard - Current Score: 135 - Added: 9 months ago
| I opened my front door this morning to find a large black coffin. I gave him a pack of Lockets and told him to fuck off. | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Black - Tagged door , black , coffin - Current Score: 97 - Added: 7 months ago
| Knock, knock jokes............Completely wasted on the homeless. | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Knock Knock - Tagged knock , homeless , person - Current Score: 89 - Added: 7 months ago
| A three year old boy, after examining his testicles in the bath says to his mother "Mummy, are these my brains?" His mother replies "No son, not yet." | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Sex and shit > Little Girl/little Boy - Tagged testicles , mother , son , bath - Current Score: 74 - Added: 10 months ago
| An Englishman stops Paddy for directions "Excuse me pal, what's the quickest way to Dublin?" Paddy says "Are you on foot or in the car?" The Englishman says "In the car." Paddy replies "That's the quickest!" | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged englishman , paddy , dublin , car , quickest - Current Score: 74 - Added: 7 months, 18 days ago
| Wayne Rooney is pleased to announce that he's signed up for a five book deal.........That's an awful lot of crayons he's gonna get through. | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Celebrity and news events > Wayne Rooney - Tagged wayne , rooney , crayons - Current Score: 40 - Added: 5 months, 29 days ago
| A very badly behaved little boy refuses to get off of a very expensive rocking horse on display in a department store. His embarrassed mother eventually gives in and asks for some help from a shop assistant. "Don't worry" says the assistant "We employ a very qualified child psychologist at our store to deal with this kind of thing". She makes a quick call and within minutes he appears, goes over to the unruly brat and gently whispers in his ear. The child imediately dismounts the horse and once again joins his mother. The shop assistant looks admiringly at the psychologist and says "That was amazing, what did you say to him?". He leans to her and quietly says "Get off that horse now or i'll kick the fuck out of you, you little bastard!". | |
Joke by CUTTSY, in Jokes with no home > Advice - Tagged rocking , horse , assistant , child , psychologist , dismounts , bastard - Current Score: 38 - Added: 11 months ago
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