Add Joke - All Jokes - Categories - Recent Changes - Forum - Feedback - About - Buy The Book - RSS
Search:
Welcome, Guest!
Would you like to log in , or create an account?
Report a site problem
Chandler's Statistics

Chandler has a score of 48 at the moment.
The score reflects joke quality and moderation rewards.

Send Chandler a message

The best of Chandler's 5 jokes (View All)

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Chandler, in Jokes with no home > SAFC - Tagged peter kay  - Current Score: 28 - Added: 3 months ago

Who's the nicest bloke in the Maternity ward?

The Ultrasound guy.
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Chandler, in Illness and mortality > Hospital - Tagged hospital  - Current Score: 23 - Added: 3 months ago

I heard some bloke went mad after being at one of Paul McKenna's show. Having recently paid £40 to see one myself, I was fucking furious afterwards.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Chandler, in Celebrity and news events > paul mckenna - Tagged paul  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago

Why did Bono fall of the stage?

he was stood too close to The Edge
I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Chandler, in Celebrity and news events > UK Floods - Tagged u2 bono  - Current Score: -4 - Added: 2 months ago

Chandler got buried to -6. Reveal Joke

Custurd spent 5.67ms doing 11 queries and -0.71s processing. She's 15.19% angry.
Sickipedia v2.7 - a cr3ative media® project. © '05-09 Rob Manuel