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| Why are chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. |    |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chav , chavs - Current Score: 568 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit didn't like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn't often meet anyone, but, when he did, he always gave them six wishes. He told them that they could have 3 wishes each. Mr. Bear immediately wished that all the other bears in the forest were females. The frog granted his wish. Mr. Rabbit, after thinking for a while, wished for a crash helmet. One appeared immediately, and he placed it on his head. Mr. Bear was amazed at Mr. Rabbit's wish, but carried on with his second wish. He wished that all the bears in the neighboring forests were females as well, and the frog granted his wish. Mr.Rabbit then wished for a motorcycle. It appeared before him, and he climbed on board and started revving the engine. Mr. Bear could not believe it and complained that Mr. Rabbit had wasted two wishes that he could have had for himself. Shaking his head, Mr. Bear made his final wish, that all the other bears in the world were females as well, leaving him as the only male bear in the world. The frog replied that it had been done, and they both turned to Mr. Rabbit for his last wish. Mr. Rabbit revved the engine, thought for a second, then said, "I wish that Mr. Bear was gay!" and rode off as fast as he could. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Gay - Tagged bear , rabbit , wish , gay - Current Score: 336 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A bloke is driving happily along in his car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the police. The police officer approaches him and asks, "Have you been drinking Sir?" "No. Why?" replies the man. "Was I all over the road?" "No," replies the officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Sex and shit > Women - Tagged ugly , fat , drink , drunk - Current Score: 310 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Two chavs race their Novas off a cliff to see who hits the bottom first...who wins? Society. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , cars , racing , death - Current Score: 251 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael jackson , paedophile , kids - Current Score: 199 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| Two chavs are in a car, and no music is playing. Who's driving? The police. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , police , car - Current Score: 143 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What's the most confusing day of the year for a chav? Father's Day! | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs , scum - Current Score: 119 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| A woman three months pregnant falls into a deep coma. Six months later, she awakes and asks the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby. "You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you." "Oh shit, not my brother! He's from Liverpool! What did he call the girl?" "Denise," the doctor replies. Thinking that isn't so bad, she asks, "and what did he call the boy?" The doctor answers, "Denephew." | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Scousers - Tagged scousers , liverpool - Current Score: 77 - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
| Why should you never run over a chav on a bike? It's probably your bike. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Chavs - Tagged chavs , bike - Current Score: 57 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
| What do you call a chav in a suit? The accused. | |
Joke by Ciabi, in Religion and racism > Jehovahs Witness - Tagged chav , chavs - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
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