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What's the most sensitive part of your body when you're having a wank?

Your ears.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Sex and shit - Masturbation - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 1044.8

What's the worst thing about being a paedophile?

Having to go to bed at 7pm.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 214.6

How do you make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind-tunnel.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 16.8

What's harder than getting a pregnant elephant into a volkswagen?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a volkswagen.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Other - Animals - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12.2

Hear about the leper on the trampoline?

He strained himself.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Illness and mortality - Leprosy - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 12

Why did cavemen drag women by the hair after knocking them unconcious before sex?

Because if they dragged them by their feet they'd fill up with dirt.
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Joke by Cleveland Steamer in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 2 years, 7 months ago - Current Score: 11

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