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A man goes into hospital for an operation and the next day he is in the recovery ward with the doctor.

The doctor says; "I have some good news and some bad news about your operation".

The man says; "Give me the bad news first".

So the doctor tells him; "We had to give you two blood transfusions during your operation, one was black blood and the other was paki blood".

"Shit!" Says the man. "What's the good news?"

"Your cock is three inches longer and your top of the housing list!" replied the doctor.
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Joke by CockThrobber, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , asian , blacks , pakis , wogs , coons , medical , hospital , anti jehovas witnesses , blood clots , niggers , towel heads  - Current Score: 113 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Marys lamb had foot and mouth
Her cow had B.S.E.
But Mary was a kinky slut
And gave them H.I.V.
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Joke by CockThrobber, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged poem , bestiality , sheep , h.i.v. , foot and mouth  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Mary had a little lamb
She tied it to a pylon
ten thousand volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon
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Joke by CockThrobber, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged poem , sheep , bondage  - Current Score: 17 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

Mary had a little lamb
It had a touch of colic
She gave it brandy twice a day
And now its alcoholic
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Joke by CockThrobber, in Jokes with no home > Nursery Rhymes - Tagged poem , sheep , alcohol  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago

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