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What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

Americans don't know how to milk a cow!
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Joke by Conan, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged 9/11 , americans , america , cow , milk , 11/9  - Current Score: 241 - Added: 6 months, 16 days ago

You know you've got a shit sex life when some woman locked in a cellar for 24 years is getting it more than you!!.....I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Conan, in Celebrity and news events > Josef Fritzl - Tagged joseph fritzl , elizebeth fritzl , cellar  - Current Score: 96 - Added: 4 months ago

Gordon Brown is worried because in recent elections he hasn't had many votes, maybe he should post an anti-American joke on sickipedia, that seems to work for everyone on here.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Conan, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia , america , gordon brown  - Current Score: 83 - Added: 2 months ago

I Hate America

..............now do I get loads of votes?
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Joke by Conan, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged america , sickipedia , jokes , votes  - Current Score: 64 - Added: 3 months, 9 days ago

What's the difference between Holly Wells, Jessica Chapman and the Matthews Family?

Holly & Jessica had a bath!
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Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Paedophilia - Tagged mathews family , shannon , holly , jessica , bath  - Current Score: 62 - Added: 4 months, 28 days ago

What does Shannon Mathews have in common with people who spot duplicate jokes on sickepedia?

They're probably never gonna lose their virginity!!!
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Joke by conan, in Sex and shit > Virgin - Tagged shannon mathews , duplicate , losers , virgins  - Current Score: 25 - Added: 4 months, 27 days ago

Whats brown and lonely?

Madeline McCann's teddy.
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Joke by Conan, in Celebrity and news events > Madeleine McCann - Tagged madeline mccann , teddy , lonely  - Current Score: 4 - Added: 4 months ago

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