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| Queen guitarist Brian May has finally had his doctoral thesis in astrophysics published. Does this mean he can now prove categorically that fat bottomed girls make the rocking world go round? |    |
Joke by Crispy, in Celebrity and news events > Queen - Tagged queen , brian may , fat bottomed girls , astrophysics - Current Score: 18 - Added: 5 months ago
| Women are like ice cream: The tastier they are, the more likely they are to give you a terrible headache. | |
Joke by Crispy, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , ice cream , headache - Current Score: 15 - Added: 9 months ago
| Once a year my village holds a market for the locals to sell their wares. I baked a couple of cakes to flog - one was priced at a pound, and the other one was a fiver. A chap stopped at my stall and looked at the cakes, before pointing at the one costing a fiver and asking, "what type of cake is that one, then?" I replied, "That's Madeira cake!" | |
Joke by Crispy, in Jokes with no home > Puns - Tagged madeira cake , my dearer cake , cake , food , market , stall , crap puns galore - Current Score: 14 - Added: 10 months ago
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