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Recently I received a warning about the use of the term, "towel heads"

A politically incorrect term.

Please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.

I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel but actually a small, folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as

"Little Sheet Heads."

Thank You for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
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Joke by DA, in Religion and racism > Muslim - Tagged paki , towelheads  - Current Score: 253 - Added: 4 months, 13 days ago

Home owners are being warned about three keys that have been proven to open 72% of house doors, 86% of motor vehicles and 91% of padlocks.

The police have called them pie-keys, dar-keys and pac-keys.
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Joke by DA, in Religion and racism > Asian - Tagged crime  - Current Score: 46 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

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