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User Level: User
Contribution Points: 29 Total Joke Score: 755
Country: United states US Total Time Active: 4 hours, 41 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 17 Live Jokes: 5
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 12 Duplicate Jokes: 2
Average Joke Score (All Jokes): 44.41 Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): 151.00


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According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10.

Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy?
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago - Current Score: 656.6

Did anyone else forget that it was National Alzheimer's Day yesterday? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 51.6

Three wankers walk into a pub.

I have no idea what they did, because they never invited me.
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 24.8

I went to a party the other day and found out too late that it was a sex party, everyone started throwing their car keys in a big bowl in the middle, I was pissed off because I had taken the bus. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 16.2

Katie Price goes to her gynaecologist and the doctor says, "I'm worried about your cunt."

Katie says, "Fuck him, I signed a pre-nup."
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago - Current Score: 8

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