| User Level: | User | ||
| Contribution Points: | 11 | Total Joke Score: | 717 |
| Country: |
United states 
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Total Time Active: | 4 hours, 25 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 17 | Live Jokes: | 7 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 10 | Duplicate Jokes: | 4 |
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According to the bible, God killed 2,391,421 people and Satan only killed 10. Anyone think that we could be following the wrong guy? |
 
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 626.2
| Did anyone else forget that it was National Alzheimers Day yesterday? |
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 51
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Three wankers walk into a pub. I have no idea what they did, because they never invited me. |
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago
- Current Score: 25
| I went to a party the other day and found out too late that it was a sex party, everyone started throwing their car keys in a big bowl in the middle, I was pissed off because I had taken the bus. |
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: 16
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Katie Price goes to her gynaecologist and the doctor says, "I'm worried about your cunt." Katie says, "Fuck him, I signed a pre-nup." |
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 8
| I find it hard to believe Michael Jackson was addicted to drugs. He seemed like such a normal guy. |
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Joke by Damien Austin which requires categorising - Added: 8 months ago
- Current Score: -4
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