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The best of Darklord's 19 jokes (View All)
| How do you confuse an American? Show them a Globe. |    |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , dicks - Current Score: 150 - Added: 5 months ago
| Are you are Man or a Woman? To find out the answer, look down... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ` Look Down! Not scroll down, you fucking retard! | |
Joke by Darklord, in Jokes with no home > Stupid - Tagged stupid joke - Current Score: 135 - Added: 4 days ago
| Why did the American decide to live in a tent? Because when you're that fat, you can't pick and choose your clothes! | |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat , americans - Current Score: 96 - Added: 4 months ago
| A man walks into a shop and ponders at the confectionary at the counter. He says, "I'll have a Twirl and a Boost, please." The shopkeeper gayly spins round, points and says, "Honey, you look fabulous today!" | |
Joke by Darklord, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged gay , sweets , sweet shop , duplicate!!!!!!!! - Current Score: 83 - Added: 6 months ago
| What do you call black man in a tree with a monkey? The Assistant Branch Manager. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black man , monkey , jungle - Current Score: 77 - Added: 4 months ago
| Most Americans aren't Fat, they've just got flabby thighs! Fortunately their stomachs cover them up. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged fat americans - Current Score: 52 - Added: 4 months, 24 days ago
| Jay Z has retired from hip-hop and has decided to invest in an ice-cream van. Unfortunately, on his first day of trading the supplier did not arrive with the Flakes. He's got 99 problems. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Illness and mortality > A Man Was...... - Tagged jay z , hip hop - Current Score: 45 - Added: 3 months ago
| How do you know when you've spent too much time on Sickepdia? When your girlfriend and mates keep asking - "What's up? You're quiet this weekend! Haven't you got any new jokes?" | |
Joke by Darklord, in Jokes with no home > Sickipedia - Tagged sickipedia down , no jokes , how fucking true - Current Score: 30 - Added: 1 month, 29 days ago
| What's the difference between a 6 year old Girl and a Washing Machine? A Washing Machine won't spit your load out... | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged washing , machine , girl , load , oral , sex , spit - Current Score: 29 - Added: 3 months ago
| I'm just two people away from a 'Menage a Trois'. | |
Joke by Darklord, in Sex and shit > Threesomes - Tagged two , people , menage a trois , three - Current Score: 25 - Added: 5 months ago
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