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A woman visits a psychiatrist about her sex life.

The psychiatrist asks 'do you ever look at your husband during sex'?

'Yes once' the woman replied, 'and he looked very angry'

And why do you think that was?' the psychiatrist asks.

'Probably because he was looking through the window'
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Joke by David7Villa, in Sex and shit > Cheating - Tagged woman , man , psychiatrist , sex , angry , husband , wife , window  - Current Score: 15 - Added: 2 weeks ago

Whats the difference between being born in London and born in Liverpool?

If your born and live in London your a Londonder born 'n' bred

If your born and live in Liverpool your a Liverpudlian born inbred.
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Joke by David7Villa, in Jokes with no home > Liverpool - Tagged london , liverpool , scouser , inbred , difference , scum  - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago

What's the difference between Spurs and a hexagon?

A hexagon has 6 points.
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Joke by David7Villa, in Celebrity and news events > Football - Tagged football , spurs , tottenham , points , premiership  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago

What do the police and a marathon runner have in common?

They both spend their life running after black guys.
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Joke by David7Villa, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged black , racism , police  - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 months ago

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