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| What's the similarity between computers and women? Both need to have information punched into them |    |
Joke by Dayop, in Jokes with no home > Women - Tagged women , punch , computers - Current Score: 34 - Added: 3 months ago
| I always have trouble trying to understand what my doctors saying, He's from India and often muddles up a sentence when he's translating it in his head. This morning I was thrilled when he told me that "The test results are back and your long running medical problem is behind you". Then he thought about it and pointed out he meant I had rectal cancer ! God bless the NHS. | |
Joke by dayop, in Illness and mortality > Cancer - Tagged doctor , cancer , indians , translation - Current Score: 14 - Added: 2 months ago
| Steve, a kid fresh out of school, gets a job inspecting the London sewer network. It's his first day so they send him down with Martin, an old hand with 20 years experience in the job. As they walk around Martin tells Steve that its a really interesting job. "You learn lots about people down here," he says. Steve asks, "how do you mean?" With that, Martin grabs a turd that's floating by and says, "look, I can tell that this shit came from a poor man. See how it snaps when you try to bend it? That's because the he eats lots of rubbish pre-packaged food - it makes his shit hard and brittle." Steve's a little unnerved by the way Martin handles a turd but, as its his first day, he decides not to question it. "See this one?" Martin continues. "This is the shit of a rich man: soft and pliable. That's because he eats lots of rich, fatty foods." By this time Steve's thinking he should at least pretend to be interested in what this disgusting old fart's saying, so he points at a turd and says, "what about this one?" Martin scoops it up, looks at it for a moment and says, "that's a turd from one of them homosexuals." Steve asks, "how the hell do you know that?" To which Martin replied, "here, look at the end..... it's concave." | |
Joke by Dayop, in Sex and shit > Shit - Tagged turds , homosexual , shit - Current Score: 0 - Added: 3 months ago
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