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| Contribution Points: | 27 | Total Joke Score: | 1,703 |
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Total Time Active: | 10 hours, 55 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 121 | Live Jokes: | 29 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 92 | Duplicate Jokes: | 8 |
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The best of DickWank's 29 jokes (View All)
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I see many jokes on this site where people proclaim their wives/girlfriends to be fat, old & unattractive. It makes me feel lucky that my girlfriend is still young & has a great, tight body. And the best thing is that, the media finally seem to have stopped paying so much attention to her disappearance. |
 
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Joke by DickWank in Celebrities - Maddie And Shannon - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 293.2
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My wife was complaining that I never cook or clean the other day. So I hit her. |
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Joke by DickWank in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 225.8
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I once asked an American to spell 'Mississippi' He replied: 'Do you mean the river or the state?' |
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How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they expect us to do it for them. |
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What's the difference between the Lord of the Rings trilogy & the Holy Quran? The Lord of the Rings is more believable. |
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Why wouldn’t the Statue of Liberty work in France? Because she has only one arm raised. |
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Joke by DickWank which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 111
| I'm not a racist, the French don't count... |
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| I don't get it; last week my wife was complaining that I always leave the toilet seat up, now she's complaining that there's piss on the seat. I wish she would make her mind up. |
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Joke by DickWank in Sex and shit - Women - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 71
| Some say that the Austrians take the phrase 'lock up your daughters' a little too far... |
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Joke by DickWank in Celebrities - Josef Fritzl - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago
- Current Score: 47
| I'm not a paedophile; the child in me just likes girls his own age. |
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Joke by DickWank in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 41.2
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