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| Douglas was being evaluated for mental problems and was asked by the doctor, 'If a train was coming down the hallway toward you, what would you do?' Douglas replied, 'I would get in my helicopter and fly away!' The doctor then asked, 'Where did you get a helicopter from?' Douglas replied, 'The same place you got that fucking train!' |    |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Illness and mortality > Mental - Tagged mental health , doctor , train , helicopter - Current Score: 92 - Added: 7 months ago
| Heather Mills has been spotted combing the beach in Arbroath for a new leg ....... | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Celebrity and news events > Heather Mills - Tagged heather mills - Current Score: 83 - Added: 7 months ago
| We went to the cinema the other night. I sat in an aisle seat, as I usually do, because it feels a little roomier. Just as the feature was about to start, a blonde from the centre of the row got up and started working her way out. "Excuse me, sorry, oops, excuse me, pardon me, gotta hurry, oops, excuse me." By the time she got to me, I was trying to look around her and I was a little impatient so I said, "couldn't you have done this a little earlier?" "No!" she said in a loud whisper, "The TURN OFF YOUR CELLPHONE, PLEASE message just flashed up on the screen and mine is out in the car." | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Celebrity and news events > viagra - Tagged movie , girl , blonde , stupid , idiot , cunt , wank - Current Score: 75 - Added: 7 months ago
| Lady goes to the grocers for a cucumber. "Do you want it sliced love?" said the grocer. "What for" says the lady "its a fanny i've got, not a fuckin slot machine" | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Sex and shit > Kinky - Tagged cucumber , fanny , cunt , shopping - Current Score: 46 - Added: 7 months ago
| Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, crap, am I driving ?" | |
Joke by Doodlebug, in Illness and mortality > Old people - Tagged elderly , woman - Current Score: 14 - Added: 7 months ago
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