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| You can say what you like about paedophiles, but they're generous with their sweets. |    |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Paedophile - Tagged gary glitter , paedophiles , michael jackson , sweets , come here little boy , generous - Current Score: 294 - Added: 6 months ago
| An American man moves to the U.K. to find some work. He manages to find a job in a bank. On his first day, the boss tells him to sweep up the floor. "Excuse me? I'm from one of the best colleges in the U.S.A.!" "Oh, I'm so very sorry!" replied the bank manager. "Let me call someone in to show you how to do it." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged american , sweeping , idiots , dont do fuck all lazy cunts - Current Score: 280 - Added: 7 months ago
| It's a shame that all Woolworths stores are closing down, especially due to the loss of Pick n' Mix. Now where am I gonna get all my bait from? | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged bait , paedophiles , woolworths , pic n mix - Current Score: 189 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| What's the difference between Gary Glitter and his songs? Nothing, they both touched me when I was young. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Celebrity and news events > Gary Glitter - Tagged gary , glitter , touched , paedo , difference , young , songs - Current Score: 126 - Added: 4 months ago
| The wife told me to talk to her like she was special the other day. So I said "Gooo....Anddd...Makee...Meee...A...Cuuppp....Offff....Teaaaa" | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Wife - Tagged disabled , wife , special , talk , tea , slow - Current Score: 126 - Added: 7 months ago
| Ladies: to us, the size of your tits is irrelevant, in fact tits are a lot like Coke or Pepsi: We might state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on the tap, as long as it's not flat. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Tits - Tagged tits , pepsi , coke , jason john whitehead - Current Score: 106 - Added: 8 months ago
| Here are 5 reasons why Alzheimer's sufferers forget to say the punchlines at the end of their jokes: | |
Joke by DoubleTee, in Illness and mortality > Alzheimers - Tagged alzheimers , forget , jokes , punchlines - Current Score: 69 - Added: 6 months ago
| I realised i was God when i was praying and noticed that i was talking to myself... | |
Joke by doubletee, in Religion and racism > God - Tagged god , praying , athiest - Current Score: 69 - Added: 8 months ago
| How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her. | |
Joke by doubletee, in Sex and shit > Marriage - Tagged blowjob - Current Score: 52 - Added: 8 months ago
| My wife said to me today "Did you know that hippopotamuses kill more people every year than guns? "Yes", I replied, "but a gun is easier to conceal." | |
Joke by doubletee, in Jokes with no home > Gun Crime - Tagged wife , guns , hippo , hippoptamus , kill , lloyd langford - Current Score: 51 - Added: 5 months ago
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