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| What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. |    |
Joke by DumbShit, in Celebrity and news events > Sarah Palin - Tagged sarah palin , retard , vagina - Current Score: 212 - Added: 1 month ago
| I went to an authentic Somalian restaurant last night. We went in, sat for a while and then left hungry. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Religion and racism > Somali - Tagged somalian , hungry - Current Score: 139 - Added: 4 months ago
| What's Black and White and eats like a horse? A zebra. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Animals - Tagged horse , zebra , black - Current Score: 106 - Added: 1 month ago
| They say that chicks dig scars, but try telling that to the last eight women I've stabbed. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Rape - Tagged stabbing , scars - Current Score: 101 - Added: 3 months ago
| Two Irish hunters got a pilot to fly them to Canada to hunt moose. They managed to bag 6. As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only 4 moose. The two lads objected strongly. "Last year we shot six. The pilot let us take them all and he had the same plane as yours." Reluctantly, the pilot gave in and all six were loaded. However, even on full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load and went down. Somehow, surrounded by the moose bodies, Paddy and Mick survived the crash. After climbing out of the wreckage, Paddy asked Mick, "Any idea where we are?" Mick replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year." | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Religion and racism > Irish - Tagged moose , irish , canada - Current Score: 76 - Added: 6 months ago
| If there's one thing I've learned about women, it's that they can't stand pissing. | |
Joke by Dumbshit, in Sex and shit > Young girls - Tagged women , pissing , urine - Current Score: 55 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago
| I got a parking ticket yesterday for parking in a spot with a wheelchair on it. The police must have heard the guy screaming. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Jokes with no home > Miscellaneous - Tagged parking , wheelchair - Current Score: 54 - Added: 1 month ago
| The doctor said my grandad had the lungs of an 8-year-old... who'd been smoking for 70 years. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Illness and mortality > Old People - Tagged smoking , old , lungs - Current Score: 23 - Added: 4 months ago
| I think twins are proof that God is kinky. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Sex and shit > Twins - Tagged twins , kinky - Current Score: 21 - Added: 3 months ago
| It's one of life's little ironies that in America, a country with free speech, a program called Word costs over a hundred dollars. | |
Joke by DumbShit, in Religion and racism > Americans - Tagged microsoft , americans , money - Current Score: 15 - Added: 3 months, 26 days ago
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