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| Contribution Points: | 19 | Total Joke Score: | 9,530 |
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Ireland 
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Total Time Active: | 9 hours, 30 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 125 | Live Jokes: | 70 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 55 | Duplicate Jokes: | 18 |
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I'm going to go rob a bank tomorrow.
I plan on dressing up in a clown wig and make up and only wearing a thong and nipple tassels. I'll carry a goat and a can of fluorescent paint in one arm and, while in the bank, I'm going to fuck the goat and throw the paint over the walls, all the time ripping up pages of a phonebook and swearing my head off. After getting the money, I'll take a shit on the floor and piss everywhere. I then will escape in a van shaped like a giant pink cock. [...] |
 
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Joke by DumbShit in Crime - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 4196.2
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What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only some of the things that come out of her vagina are retarded. |
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Joke by DumbShit in Celebrities - Sarah Palin - Added: 1 year, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 746.8
| If abortion is murder, then blowjobs are cannibalism and masturbation is mass genocide. |
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Joke by DumbShit in Sex and shit - Abortion - Added: 1 year ago
- Current Score: 529.4
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A piece of gold walks into a bar. The Barman says "Au, get out of here" |
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Joke by DumbShit in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 489.6
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Michael Jackson arrives at the Pearly Gates. St Peter doesn't recognise him so he asks, "What exactly did you do on earth?" "I dressed up in funny clothes and entertained people." "And tell me, were you ever in trouble?" "Well, I was accused of interfering with little boys, but we paid off some and won the other court case." "I'm sorry, father, I don't see your name down here - what parish were you in?" |
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Joke by DumbShit which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 457
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When I'm naked in a Changing room, I like to speak in an American accent. I'm trying to make people think that American people have small penises. |
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Joke by DumbShit which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 412.2
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I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." |
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Joke by DumbShit in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 292
| Wouldn't it be great if it turned out that men have been having periods this whole time, but we were so manly that we just hadn't noticed or bothered to whine about it? |
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Joke by DumbShit which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago
- Current Score: 223.4
| Hamburgers - beef does all the work, pork gets all the credit. |
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Joke by DumbShit in Other - Food and Drink - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 217
| When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice? |
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Joke by DumbShit which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago
- Current Score: 200.2
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