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| I'm sick of people knocking on my door, begging. There's just been a woman asking for donations for a sperm bank........ I gave her a right fucking mouthful. |    |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Sex and shit > Sperm - Tagged sperm bank , mouthful , begging - Current Score: 247 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Playstations and tits. Both made for children but used by adults. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Game - Tagged playstation , tits , children , adults - Current Score: 214 - Added: 1 week ago
| For my New Year's resolution, I've decided to listen more to women, be more considerate and encourage them to show their true feelings. Because, apparently, that's the best way to get a fuck. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > New Years Resolution - Tagged considerate , listen , encourage , fuck - Current Score: 197 - Added: 1 week ago
| At one point during a football game, the coach called one of his 12-year-old players aside and asked, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The boy nodded. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?” The boy nodded, yes. “So,” the coach continued, “I'm sure you know, when a corner is given, you shouldn't argue, swear or call the ref a 'dickhead'. Do you understand all that?” Again the boy nodded. He continued, “And when I take you off so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a useless nob' is it?” Looking slightly ashamed by now, the boy agreed. “Good,” said the coach. “Now go over there and explain all that to your Dad” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged if ever you have been involved in junior football you will know exactly what i mean , coach , corner , team , dad , cooperation - Current Score: 194 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Because of never having a job, Prison Governors discussed how to get the best use out of Karen Matthews during her stay in prison. They've decided to use her to cure sex offenders. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Celebrity and news events > Karen Matthews - Tagged sex offenders , karen matthews , prison , job - Current Score: 191 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A Jewish man asks, “Rabbi, what should I do? My son has converted to Christianity.” “I don’t know,” answered the Rabbi. “Come back tomorrow, and I’ll ask advice from God.” The man comes back the next day. “I can’t help you,” says the Rabbi. “God told me he has the same problem.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Religion and racism > Jews - Tagged god , rabbi , jewish , problem - Current Score: 190 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've done my bit for a charity this year and bought my kids advent calenders from The Spastics Society. They're okay, but the kids want to know why they have to lick the windows to get them to open. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Illness and mortality > WINDOW LICKERS - Tagged window licker , charity , advent calenders - Current Score: 182 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Birthday - Tagged bill , birthday , card , water , board - Current Score: 156 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Six retired blokes are playing poker at George's house when Burt loses £300 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. George asks, "Who's going to go and tell his wife?" They cut the pack, lowest card loses. Harry draws a two and loses. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, and not to make a bad situation any worse. "Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet - discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me," he says. He goes over to Burt's house and knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Harry answers, "Your husband just lost £300 and is afraid to come home. He's has asked me to come and apologise." "You tell him I said drop dead!" says the wife. "Ok, I'll go tell him," says Harry. | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Illness and mortality > Death - Tagged poker , wife , discretion , drop dead - Current Score: 150 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| A bloke walks into a pub and asks for six bottles of lager. Putting all 6 next to each other, he necks the first bottle, then the third and finally the fifth. “Excuse me,” the landlord says as the bloke turns to leave, “you've left three bottles untouched.” “I know,” the bloke says, “my doctor says it’s ok to have the odd drink.” | |
Joke by EdgarBriggs, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged bloke , landlord , doctor - Current Score: 143 - Added: 2 months ago
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