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How do you make a fruit cordial?

Compliment his shoes.
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Joke by Elke, in Jokes with no home > Your Mom - Tagged fruit , cordial , shoes  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 5 months ago

Man: "I'd really like to get into your pants."

Woman: "No thanks. There's already one arsehole in there."
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Joke by Elke, in Sex and shit > Chat Up - Tagged pants , arsehole , chat up  - Current Score: 1 - Added: 5 months ago

Custurd spent 26.78ms doing 8 queries and -0.65s processing. She's 20.23% angry.
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