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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

Shut down by the RSPCA.
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > ? - Tagged rspca , kangaroo , sheep , animal cruelty , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 156 - Added: 6 months ago

Steve Irwin died the way he lived

With animals in his heart
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Steve Irwin - Tagged steve irwin , heart , stingray , animals , beastiality , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 139 - Added: 4 months, 26 days ago

Did you hear about the Pakistani who bought an odour-eater?

It ate him.
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Religion and racism > Pakistani - Tagged paki , pakistani , odour , smelly poo poo , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 103 - Added: 1 year ago

What's the most depressing day for a child in Birmingham?

Go to work with your dad day.
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Scousers - Tagged unemployment , child , fathers day , dad , work , birmingham , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 81 - Added: 2 months ago

Haven't you found it ironic that Americans have been comparing George Bush to a chimp for the past 8 years and now they are going to replace him with a monkeyI like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged barack obama , obama , george bush , president , presidential race , monkey , chimp , chimps , niggers , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 79 - Added: 3 weeks ago

I'm married to a disabled lady. I know she'll never leave me.

I took the wheels off her chair.
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Illness and mortality > Wheelchair - Tagged marriage , disabled , wheelchair , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 66 - Added: 6 months, 24 days ago

After Russell Brand resigning and Jonathan Ross' show getting postponed we mustn't forget who the real victims are in all of this.

Four Poofs & A Piano
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > Anna Nicole Smith - Tagged andrew sachs , russell brand , johnathan ross , poof , poofs , piano  - Current Score: 63 - Added: 3 weeks ago

Why did the chicken cross the Atlantic?

To get away from America
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Chickens - Tagged chicken , chickens , america , americans , american , road , cross , atlantic , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 55 - Added: 3 weeks ago

How do you know if your newspaper is upside down?

Tottenham are at the top of the table
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Jokes with no home > Football - Tagged football , englishwhiteboy , tottenham , tottenham hotspur , juande ramos  - Current Score: 41 - Added: 6 months ago

What's the difference between Heath Ledger and Madeleine McCann?

Heath Ledger wasn't meant to have the whole pack of sleeping pills
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Joke by EnglishWhiteBoy, in Celebrity and news events > A Levels - Tagged madeleine mccann , heath ledger , sleep , sleeping pills , englishwhiteboy  - Current Score: 38 - Added: 9 months, 28 days ago

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