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| I can't wait to see my mum's face on Christmas morning when she finds out I've got her a Woolworths gift voucher! |    |
Joke by Exu, in Celebrity and news events > Woolworths - Tagged woolworths , credit crunch , mum , mother , xmas , present - Current Score: 278 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| To all Sun-reading Sicki viewers: Would you kindly stop nicking all our jokes and sending them in as your own? Cheers. Same to The Star. Same to all 118 118 staff. | |
Joke by Exu, in Celebrity and news events > 118 118 - Tagged news , jokes , stolen , stealing , laugh , theft , nicked , taken - Current Score: 31 - Added: 2 months ago
| I've not been in a relationship for two reasons: one is my own lack of interest and the other is everyone else's. | |
Joke by Exu, in Sex and shit > Relationships - Tagged relationship , interest , indifferent , sex , men , women , girls , girlfriend , wife - Current Score: 13 - Added: 1 month ago
| Don't get me started on Child Support. No really, don't get me started, I've never made a payment. | |
Joke by Exu, in Jokes with no home > Money - Tagged child support , money , father - Current Score: 11 - Added: 2 months ago
| The capital of Pakistan is Islamabad. Clue's in the fuckin' name! | |
Joke by Exu, in Religion and racism > muslim - Tagged muslim , islam , paki , pakistan , capital , clue , name - Current Score: 10 - Added: 3 months ago
| Alexandra Burke. Henceforth known as Le-clone-a Lewis. | |
Joke by Exu, in Celebrity and news events > X-factor - Tagged xfactor , talent , talentless , cant , sing , black , nigger , lookalike , soundalike , copy , clone , same , difference - Current Score: 7 - Added: 3 weeks ago
| Just seen this joke by user MRMIdAS: "I view anal sex like eating cake with your cock. It doesn't serve a purpose and it looks disgusting." Might I just add that feels good, so long as you're not the cake? | |
Joke by Exu, in Sex and shit > Anal - Tagged anal sex , cock , cake , good - Current Score: 7 - Added: 2 months ago
| I read in the paper today about how a "teenager with a bright future died after being electrocuted while playing on train tracks". If you ask me, the only time his future was ever going to be bright was the moment right before he touched the live line. | |
Joke by Exu, in Illness and mortality > Darwin Awards - Tagged stupid , kids , teenagers , idiot , retard , spastic , train , tracks , death - Current Score: 2 - Added: 4 days ago
| Have you seen these adverts on Stagecoach buses that have been going around for a while? "The same, but different." Two pictures of a young girl on there, to the left she's in school uniform and to the right she's dolled up in casual clothing and makeup. Underneath this is the tagline "It's no wonder we get confused!" Now correct me if I'm wrong, but if you're in court on a charge of statutory rape for engaging in sexual intercourse with someone under the age of consent I don't think this would be a significant defence. | |
Joke by Exu, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged bus , advertising , girls , court , sex , rape , paedophilia , underage - Current Score: 1 - Added: 2 months ago
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