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| Contribution Points: | 78 | Total Joke Score: | 5,240 |
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Total Time Active: | 20 hours, 17 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 184 | Live Jokes: | 56 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 128 | Duplicate Jokes: | 14 |
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I like going bowling; I always make my name '3 Testicles' on the board. That way the TV occasionaly says "Congratulations 3 Testicles! You got a spare." |
 
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| One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? |
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Joke by F0RDI3 in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 833.8
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TRUE STORY:
I was in Orlando in an outdoor swimming pool called Typhoon Lagoon. It was coming towards the end of a good day and I was amongst the last few people still in the outdoor pool. I noticed an American family paddling in the pool near me. Unfortunately it then started to rain, and they started swimming as fast as their tubby bodies could carry them towards the indoor area, the father shouting in a thick country accent "Quick kids! Get inside or you'll get wet!" [...] |
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| I've finished all the chocolates in my advent calendar; why the fuck isn't it Christmas? |
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I bought a bag of chips from the chippie the other day and went in to my news agents for a can of coke. A black guy walked in and said "Ah mate those smell nice mind if I have one?"
"Yeah sure," I replied. "Nah only joking mate," he said. "Good to see some of the youth of today have good manners for a change." "Cheers mate, and it's good to see you niggers have stopped stealing things and have started asking fo [...] |
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Has anyone else seen the Kwik Fit ad when the black guy speaks Chinese to some chinks, and the slogan is "you'll be amazed what we can do"? Yeah, speaking Chinese is pretty impressive, but a nigger with a job is somthing else. |
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On this week's program, we hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 10,000 feet and lived! Until he hit the ground. |
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Joke by F0RDI3 in Illness and mortality - Death - Added: 4 months ago
- Current Score: 277.6
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I hate French jokes. They're crêpe. |
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What does a man call a woman with nice breasts and nice shoes? A woman with nice breasts. |
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Joke by F0RDI3 in Sex and shit - Sexism - Added: 7 months ago
- Current Score: 215.2
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I asked my mate what he was going to get his mum for Mothers' day. "Nothing!" he said. "Why do they get a whole day to themselves, why cant we have a Son Day?" We do mate, it comes after Saturday. |
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Joke by F0RDI3 in Events - Mothers Day - Added: 1 week ago
- Current Score: 109.4
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