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| I've been saving a fortune lately. Instead of spending a fortune ringing expensive sex lines, I ring the Samaritans and say, "talk dirty or I'll kill myself!" |    |
Joke by FELTCHGIBBON, in Sex and shit > Phone Sex - Tagged sex , phone , dirty , samaritans - Current Score: 230 - Added: 4 months ago
| An old lady visits the dentist, sits in the chair, lowers her pants & lifts her legs in the air. "I'm not a Gynocologist" says the dentist. She says, "I Know. I want you to take my husbands teeth out" | |
Joke by FELTCHGIBBON, in Celebrity and news events > Barack Obama - Tagged old , fanny , 69 , dentist - Current Score: 22 - Added: 4 months ago
| Barack Obama turns up at the pearly gates only for St Peter to tell him "Sorry but we dont cater for niggers". "But I've been a good nigger all my life" he replies "only last week I donated £100 to Oxfam". St Peter tells him that he'll have a word with God and see if he'll make an exeption. Five minutes later he returns. "What did God say"? asks Obama. St Peter replies "Here's your 100 quid now FUCK OFF"!!! | |
Joke by FELTCHGIBBON, in Religion and racism > Blacks - Tagged niggers , god , oxfam , barack obama - Current Score: -2 - Added: 2 months ago
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