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Fists Of Fuhrer's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 3 Total Joke Score: 1,548
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 6 hours, 2 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 54 Live Jokes: 32
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 22 Duplicate Jokes: 5


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Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got Alzheimer's,

This little piggy went to market. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Alzheimers - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 394.8

Is it me or is the Dutch version of Top Gear a bit more extreme? I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Celebrities - Dutch Queen Car Crash - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 341.2

How does Stephen Hawking run?

On double A's 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Celebrities - Stephen Hawking - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 265.8

An Englishman walks into a pole.

Nothing new there then. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Racism - Polish - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 167.2

A guy was confused about why the doctors had amputated his arms and legs.

In fact he was stumped. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Illness and mortality - Disability - Added: 2 years, 2 months ago - Current Score: 70.2

What's the difference between George Sampson and London coppers?

At least when George Sampson beat two Muslims he did it on live TV 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in TV - Britains Got Talent - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 46.4

Apparently 5/3rds of people are shit at fractions. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Other - Education - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 38

Well there's good news and bad news. The good news is my son finally found a date for the school prom.

The bad news is he goes to an all boy's school 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 32

Carlsberg don't do kids, but if they did, they'd probably get reported. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 28

Millvena Dean, the last survivor of the sinking of the Titanic, has died aged 97 in a care home.

I would've pissed myself if she drowned in the bath 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Fists Of Fuhrer which requires categorising - Added: 10 months ago - Current Score: 23

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