I don't suffer from insanity
I enjoy every minute of it.
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| Contribution Points: | 0 | Total Joke Score: | 5,210 |
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Total Time Active: | 23 hours, 48 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 205 | Live Jokes: | 86 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 119 | Duplicate Jokes: | 20 |
| Average Joke Score (All Jokes): | 25.41 | Average Joke Score (Exc. Deleted): | 60.58 |
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| An Italian walked over a library. |
 
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What's the difference between a western girl and a Arab girl? The western girl gets stoned before she commits adultery. |
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Fucking snowdrifts everywhere, I actually got buried today. Found six of my jokes though. |
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After watching all the hundreds of tons of fireworks on the telly on new years eve, in my excitement I forgot to turn off the standby button on the TV. Hope I haven't increased my carbon footprint too much. |
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I've been doing some D.I.Y. around the house. So I rang the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house. The bloke from the council said, "You can cartwheel round the fucking block for all I care." |
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Joke submitted by GIZZARD, originally by Tim Vine in Other - Wordplay - Added: 2 years, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 275.6
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SAINT GEORGE'S DAY. ************************* Something else for the hordes of Muslims to moan about. |
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Chelsea FC will be sending two stretcher bearers and a physio to Frank Lampard's mums funeral. Just in case Didier Drogba falls in the box. |
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Joke by GIZZARD in Celebrities - Didier Drogba - Added: 2 years, 5 months ago
- Current Score: 172.8
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Tremors from the Chinese earthquake were picked up as far away as Paris. Naturally the French Government issued their unconditional surrender |
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What's black, fat and has two cunts? Robert Mugabe's mum |
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My six year old son was watching the news, and he turned to me and said "Why did god let Jade Goody die of cancer at 27 years old?" I said "well probably because she was a foul mouthed nasty piece of work who got too big for her boots" He thought for a moment, then said, "Dad, has Wayne Rooney got cancer?" |
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