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Total Jokes Submitted: 205 Live Jokes: 86
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 119 Duplicate Jokes: 20


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An Italian walked over a library. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 737

Fucking snowdrifts everywhere, I actually got buried today.

Found six of my jokes though. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Other - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago - Current Score: 335

What's the difference between a western girl and a Arab girl?

The western girl gets stoned before she commits adultery. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Sex and shit - Adultery - Added: 2 years, 0 months ago - Current Score: 264.6

I've been doing some D.I.Y. around the house.

So I rang the local council to ask if I could have a skip outside my house.

The bloke from the council said, "You can cartwheel round the fucking block for all I care." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Other - Wordplay - Added: 1 year, 9 months ago - Current Score: 210.6

SAINT GEORGE'S DAY.
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Something else for the hordes of muslims to moan about.

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Joke by GIZZARD in Events - St Georges Day - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 180

Frank lampard has asked Didier Drogba not to attend his mums funeral.

In case he dives in the box. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Celebrities - Drogba - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 167

After watching all the hundreds of tons of fireworks on the telly on new years eve ,in my excitement i forgot to turn off the standby button on the TV, hope i haven't increased my carbon footprint too much I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Events - New Year - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago - Current Score: 150

Tremors from the Chinese earthquake were picked up as far away as Paris.

Naturally the French Government issued their unconditional surrender 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in In The News - Earthquakes - Added: 1 year, 10 months ago - Current Score: 140.2

What's black, fat and has two cunts?

Robert Mugabe's mum 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Celebrities - Robert Mugabe - Added: 1 year, 11 months ago - Current Score: 135.8

My six year old son was watching the news, and he turned to me and said

"Why did god let Jade Goody die of cancer at 27 years old?"

I said "well probably because she was a foul mouthed nasty piece of work who got too big for her boots"

He thought for a moment, then said,

"Dad, has Wayne Rooney got cancer?" 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by GIZZARD in Celebrities - Wayne Rooney - Added: 1 year ago - Current Score: 134.6

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