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Why is Tom Cruise a Scientologist?

Because he's a cunt.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Tom Cruise - Tagged tom , scientology  - Current Score: 200 - Added: 3 months, 22 days ago

Simple Simon met a pieman
going to the fair.
Said simple simon to the pieman,
"what have you got there"
Said the pieman unto simon,
"Er, pies...you cock."
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Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > Limerick - Tagged rhyme , pie , retard  - Current Score: 88 - Added: 7 months ago

If someone ever invents a vibrator that can open jars, us men are fucked!I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gaiden, in Sex and shit > Vibrator - Tagged vibrator , women  - Current Score: 70 - Added: 7 months ago

I was reading in the paper the other day about penile enlargements. I had the operation done, but the problem was that it made my balls look small. I had them done too and then I realized that it made my knees look tiny. One thing led to another, and now I'm fat.I like this! This is poor. Edit this
Joke by Gaiden, in Sex and shit > Penis - Tagged fat , penis  - Current Score: 69 - Added: 7 months ago

I'm actually what's known as a "RetroSexual".

I haven't had a shag since the 90's.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Sex and shit > Sex - Tagged no , sex  - Current Score: 68 - Added: 7 months ago

Ahh the Olympics

Just reading the names of the Chinese team is making me hungry.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > China - Tagged china  - Current Score: 56 - Added: 7 months ago

My local's rough as anything.

I went to the pub quiz the other night.

First question was, "What the fuck are you looking at?"
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Joke by Gaiden, in Jokes with no home > Pub - Tagged pub , hard , glasgow , quiz , jack dee  - Current Score: 53 - Added: 6 months, 22 days ago

What's Jade Goody doing this summer?

Sweating.
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Joke by Gaiden, in Celebrity and news events > Jade Goody - Tagged jade , goody , sweating , summer  - Current Score: 22 - Added: 7 months ago

Custurd spent 0.09ms doing 14 queries and -0.02s processing. She's 0.37% angry.
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