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The night of March 31st and as blind Tim gets tucked up in bed his Mum says,
"If you pray really hard tonight,tomorrow you will be able to see!" So little Tim prays like never before. Morning comes and Tim is still blind. His Mum gently pats him on the head.
"I know son," she said, "April fools!"
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Joke by gash, in Illness and mortality > Blindness - Tagged march , mum , fool  - Current Score: 21 - Added: 1 year ago

My dog is a blacksmith.
Everytime I open the front door he makes a bolt for it.
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Joke by gash, in Jokes with no home > Dog - Tagged dog , blacksmith , bolt  - Current Score: 10 - Added: 1 year ago

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