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| Contribution Points: | 25 | Total Joke Score: | 27,543 |
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Total Time Active: | 30 hours, 30 minutes |
| Total Jokes Submitted: | 618 | Live Jokes: | 220 |
| Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): | 398 | Duplicate Jokes: | 67 |
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This is for you, Sarah: Why do you condemn Sickipedia and say it is only sick and twisted people who post jokes here, yet drink Lambrini and laugh hysterically at equally offensive jokes on 'Mock the Week' when your friends are round the flat? You are a total cunt. Pack your bags tonight and fuck off. It's over. |
 
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Joke by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Girlfriend (+ 1 more) - Added: 1 year, 6 months ago
- Current Score: 6402.6
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I can't see the big deal with calling a Pakistani a Paki. It's just the same as calling an Australian an Aussie, a Scotsman a Scot or a Frenchman a Cunt. |
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Joke by Gash TL in Celebrities - Prince Harry - Added: 1 year, 2 months ago
- Current Score: 3646
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I told her that two cute little kittens ran into my house and chased each other down to my sweety shop basement. As she ran into the empty cellar I bolted the door shut. So yes, I am fucking smarter than a ten-year-old. |
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Joke by Gash TL in TV - ??? General - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 708.6
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What do you call a chav in a suit? A fucking cunt. Don't let the suit fool you. |
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The wife caught me cheating yesterday. Was a stupid and careless mistake. She said she's never going to play Monopoly with me again. |
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Joke by Gash TL in Crime - Domestic Violence - Added: 1 year, 4 months ago
- Current Score: 547.2
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A guy is shagging his overweight missus when his phone rings. "You'll have to phone back, mate," he says. "I'm in the tub." |
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Joke by Gash TL in Illness and mortality - Obesity - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 493.6
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I told the wife my ultimate sexual fantasy was to have a threesome. She was fucking livid when I told her it didn't involve her. |
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Joke by Gash TL in Sex and shit - Threesomes - Added: 1 year, 3 months ago
- Current Score: 427.2
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I get slightly nervous when speaking in front of people. My friend told me the way to combat this is just to imagine the audience naked. This is particularly enjoyable for me as I'm a primary school teacher. |
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Joke by Gash TL in Crime - Paedophilia - Added: 11 months ago
- Current Score: 419.4
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You've got to hand it to brave Jade Goody and fiance Jack who were out shopping for a wedding dress yesterday. They do a fucking hilarious impersonation of Andy and Lou from Little Britain. |
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Joke by Gash TL in Celebrities - Jade Goody - Added: 1 year, 1 month ago
- Current Score: 419.2
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Me and the wife have been trying for a baby. We nearly got one outside Asda on Saturday. |
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