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Gelly_69's Statistics

User Level: User
Contribution Points: 1 Total Joke Score: 189
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 2 hours, 43 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 16 Live Jokes: 9
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 7 Duplicate Jokes: 3


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In a recent interview, Tito Jackson said that Michaels strange behaviour was just the child inside of him trying get out.
Who knew that he ate them after he fucked them? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 in Illness and mortality - Cannibals (+ 1 more) - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 127.2

Legally, possession is nine tenths of the law.

So fuck it, I'm keeping Maddie 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 7 months ago - Current Score: 27.4

How do you get a drug addict into bed?

With Es 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 18.8

My English teacher asked me to name a short word that can be followed by a long sentence.I got expelled the moment I suggested rape I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 9

Just got home from the best holiday of my life. Nice weather, got loads of gifts for free and had sex with hundreds of women of all ages.

I'm definately going back to Haiti next year 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 1 month, 28 days ago - Current Score: 5.8

There was a world record for fastest person to die of a heart attack. Michael Jackson just beat it. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 9 months ago - Current Score: 3

I had my first handjob today-I wasn't that fond of it to be honest, all it did was give me bad wrist pain.
But at least my dog seemed to enjoy it.
Until he woke up. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 2

Brittany Murphy was excellent at method acting, and for anyone who dissagrees with me may I suggest they see one of her most committed performances..

Drop Dead Gorgeous 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 1

"You better not laugh, you better not cry, you better not shout-I'm telling you why,
Santa Claus is coming......Ungh. And if you tell your parents I'm going to come back next year and strangle you in your sleep"

.........that's why I hate christmas 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Gelly_69 which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: -3

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