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Contribution Points: 322 Total Joke Score: 15,556
Country: United kingdom GB Total Time Active: 179 hours, 48 minutes
Total Jokes Submitted: 684 Live Jokes: 256
Total Deleted Jokes (including duplicates): 428 Duplicate Jokes: 81


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If I had a pound for everytime I've had sex, I'd probably be a millionaire.

Because then I'd have enough to buy a lottery ticket. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 633.2

Gareth Gates had to cancel his planned comeback concert in Chester tonight.

He got in a taxi to go to the gig but unfortunately he ended up in Chichester.

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Joke by Get Wild in Celebrities - Gareth Gates - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 632.2

I found out this weekend that my 13 year old daughter has been talking to a notorious paedophile on the internet for the past few months.

I only realised it was her when she emailed me a picture.

Small world, eh? 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 604.6

"OK I'm sorry, you win, I concede, I give up, I surrender, no more, have mercy, leave me alone."

If you'll pardon my French. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild in Racism - French - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 565.6

Peter Andre has said that life with Jordan was a constant battle.

He said "She always got really irritable whenever her vibrator ran out of diesel." 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 6 months ago - Current Score: 528

Say what you like about guys who beat their women but they get a fucking cup of tea when they ask for one. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 489.4

Don't mess with me, I'm schizophrenic.

I'll gang rape you on my own. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 4 months ago - Current Score: 478.4

I raped a Paki woman last night.

Her parents arranged it. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 11 months ago - Current Score: 450

A black guy walked into my office today.

I said "Please, take a seat."

Big mistake. 		I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 3 months ago - Current Score: 435

You know you're a geek when you have an iPhone, an iPod, a PC, a laptop, a GPS system and a PDA but you'd swap them all for a working lightsaber. I like this! This is poor.  Edit this
Joke by Get Wild which requires categorising - Added: 5 months ago - Current Score: 431.2

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