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| Some mornings I wake up bitchy Other mornings I let her sleep. |    |
Joke by Hintonian, in Sex and shit > Sexist - Tagged bitchy , morning , sleep - Current Score: 538 - Added: 9 months ago
| On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is Little Johnny on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the Little Johnny, "Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Little Johnny replies, "Yeah." The cop says, "Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike." The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. Little Johnny takes the ticket and before he rides off says, "By the way, that's a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?" Humoring Little Johnny, the cop says, "Yeah, he sure did." Little Johnny continued, "Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top." | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Police - Tagged santa , police , boy , horse , little johnny - Current Score: 131 - Added: 9 months, 22 days ago
| My dad always thought laughter was the best medicine. Which I guess is why several of my siblings died of tuberculosis. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Illness and mortality > Disease - Tagged tuberculosis , laughter , medicine - Current Score: 103 - Added: 11 months ago
| I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Accident - Tagged world , hate , attack , war - Current Score: 63 - Added: 3 months, 30 days ago
| I was shocked to hear that Muslims want to bomb an X Factor show. It's making me like them! | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Religion and racism > Muslims - Tagged muslim , idiots , x factor - Current Score: 57 - Added: 4 weeks ago
| Been over 60 years now since Hiroshima. Hmmm.... still no superheroes? | |
Joke by hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > Hiroshima - Tagged jimmy carr - Current Score: 52 - Added: 8 months ago
| George Best goes to his doctors. Doc: "George, I have good news and bad news..." Besty: "Gimme the bad news first, doc." Doc: "You have only one hour left to live." Besty: "And the good news?" Doc: "It's happy hour." | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > George Best - Tagged george best - Current Score: 40 - Added: 11 months ago
| The police were searching Neverland after a new set of allegations against Jacko; First they went into the living room and found class C drugs. Then they went into the kitchen and found class B drugs. Then they went into the Bathroom and found class A drugs. Then they went into the Bedroom and found class 1C. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Celebrity and news events > Michael Jackson - Tagged michael , jackson , michael jackson , drugs - Current Score: 32 - Added: 11 months ago
| Two men are in a forest hunting when suddenly a giant, crazed bear runs towards them, surely to kill them. They start running away when suddenly one man stops and takes off his hiking boots and starts to put on his trainers. The other man says, "what are you doing? You'll never outrun the bear anyway. What's the point in changing?" The man replies, "I don't need to outrun the bear, I just need to outrun you." | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Hunting - Tagged khkl - Current Score: 29 - Added: 1 year ago
| Mummy, Mummy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven. | |
Joke by Hintonian, in Jokes with no home > Mummy, Mummy - Tagged mummy , mommy , ginger - Current Score: 26 - Added: 11 months ago
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